Zenigundam

I thought it never snowed over there. Must be the first time in like 80 years Well, anyway, if I get fired, I'm heading to Vegas and playing Russian Roulette with my bank account. Nonstop gambling, boom or bust. If I bust, ya mind if I crash at your place? I smell great, bunch of awesome colognes, just would need some time to get a new job. I don't plan on busting though. A lot of liquor and I'll see the light and find the promised land of big LV bucks.

Lemme get another beer. Does it let you change your answer?

Stop lying to everybody reading this thread. You're jealous.

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When I'm for 40, I'm gonna be showing up at the house of a sexy, legal age teen, and teaching her how to really cheerlead for the home team. 💏

Careful, dude...

You're gonna read it. *Zeni's bouncers move in, brass knuckles equipped*

I can't f$#% with them because they know I grew up in better times and the envy is obvious, so they try to pitch a lot of stuff to me, but I when I see it, play it, or eat it, I just have to laugh it off because it's so trash. Gen X is jealous of the millennial era too because they were raised in archaic ways while we grew up in the awesome days and you can't impart knowledge to the new generation when technology changes so drastically, so basically all you could teach us was anything we could have learned in school, and then call us punks for calling you out. Later. 🙋‍♂️ Hey, we really do owe it to the world to take over and fix the course of history because right now our inactivity is causing Gen Z to drive everything into oblivion (not Elder Scrolls). We can salvage our culture if we just take control and stop these youngins in their tracks because they're kinda expediting the nuclear holocaust that'll occur when the sun burns out.

I did too. I kissed a legal age teen at my workplace. I'm honestly worried about getting canned because the reaction was one of confusion and guilt by her.

You better not include Viper in this "fanfic" because the second he tries to write my name down, he's getting pistol whipped with that notebook.

I am grown up. I'm a fuckin man... I'm THE fuckin man! 🐺

It just happened out of nowhere... a true epiphany...

I'd actually like to date women who are slightly older, say like 31-33 range, as long as they haven't had like 15 sex partners in their lives because that would piss me off, turn me into Bruce Banner on the roids really quickly. 😡 Gen Z can go 🖕🖕🖕 themselves!!! 😼👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🐧

Wow, that's nuts lol. I was actually spot on with my prediction. I thought I was gonna be the only one when I submitted that vote.

I'm gonna vote for Death Note because it's the best out of those sans its crappy theme music, but I bet I'm one of like 2 people who voted for it. 🦒

What* fun? Ugh... I swear... 🤦‍♂️

I'm not gonna explain an entire series to you. Wtf...

I don't think you've seen the kinda deep anime that I'm on.

That's your list? Just a bunch of shonen? Nothing deep or mind boggling?

I'm about to drop a diss track on your friend. Once he sobers up, it'll hit his soul hard

I'm gonna alpha this and change this date. We're going to Wendy's. If she thinks she's too good for Wendy's, then fuck her!!! 👨‍💼

I pay all the bills lol. Damn I'd have like 40Gs if I lived on my own and could complete all the collections I should have completed long ago. Better hurry before they go out of print. Real pressure 😪

I can be a no show ya know...

I'm FUCKED. I have $600 in my bank account and payday isn't till next week. Gonna make me have to gamble heavy tomorrow. Muthafucker... this is why I can't date these 29 year old women, because even when they respond, this is what happens. Damnit... I really need one of these legal age bitches to respond by Friday. I'm gonna get laid with her, but it'll cost me dearly in the wallet, a legal age teen, we can eat hot pockets and get the same result. 🤷‍♂️

Recorded AND... sealed