Zenigundam

They can't just take me out the YouTube game. I've been going strong on that account since March 2nd, '06, I got that old man strength in a young man's body and the (legal age) biddies LOVE it. 👫

Look at those thighs though... if her birthday was this day in '98 and not '68, my body would be paralyzed by the giggle chills right now. 🐺

🤦‍♂️ We're gonna push them over the edge and make them get violent when they can't get to their offices and follow through on this dumb idea. The prospect of all that money being left on the table will undoubtedly cause them to forcibly remove us and that'll be all she wrote. I'm gonna have to stay home during the court proceedings because of my outstanding bench warrant, but I'm not really interested in being recompensed for my injuries. You can have my share. As long as we stop this from happening, it'll be mission accomplished. 🍪

Not a petition Petitions don't work. We're really gonna have to go in with 100,000 people or so strong and block the Netflix corporate headquarters every day until they go out of business or they get money crazed and take violent action to end our peaceful protest to stop them from ruining art and making money off of a classic that doesn't belong in the live-action realm and that's when we file a huge class action lawsuit and make Netflix go the way of the dodo and Blockbuster Video.

I don't watch Netflix, but I've heard on these fora, as well as one the Tube, that Netflix is making a live-action Bebop series (presumably because of the success of their Marvel and DC live-action series). Gen Z is going to eat this up if they cast some bum like Ryan Reynolds as Spike. They better cast a real alpha male like a Thomas Jane type from the '04 Punisher or Jean Claude Van Damme in his younger days, minus the Belgian accent. If they cast some beta male and push him across as alpha and then have some ditzy showgirls play the female characters, I'm really gonna FLIP. Kate Upton as Julia would seriously be the last straw because that's when I go apeshit. Anybody wanna join me and start a huge movement to get this shut down? I really don't like this idea... at all. Animation wasn't meant to be made into live-action stuff. 👨‍💻

You can't FIIIIGHT 🐶

Damnit, dude. The lead singer of Talk Talk passed on. I always wanted him to be my limo driver when I got enough money to acquire a harem of beautiful (legal age) women, and I wanted him to sing Life's What You Make It as he drove down the highway, city lights sparkling, hickey game on point. 👨‍💼

I dunno... I've never really been in one. When I go to upper middle class houses, I only visit my (legal age) mistresses' bedrooms after being let in through the window by the tree, and all I really smell is sexy (legal age) perfume... which gets my hormones rocking. 🐰

100 points... for the Big Dipper

Buffalo chicken is the best topping but, outside of this area, I believe they use actual chicken wings in the pizza, which is why I never ask for it when I'm at a pizzeria that's not in North Jersey or NYC.

God damnit... I thought she was born when Street Fighter II came out. At least I could still bang a younger cougar, but not somebody who's barely younger than Brooke Shields.

That's the 1930s codeword for coke right? You oldies need to get with the times...

Haters can't handle all the winning that's going on at my place. I don't blame them. I win a lot, but not all the time, so I do remember that feeling. Kids these days need to grow thicker skin, but I'll cut them some slack lest they go bananas and act on the misguided rage I might have created. 😔

It's been a while, but I'm back with that late night style from my latest sex-filled vacation. I've gotta stop taking these. I'm increasing my chances of catching an STD every time I slide off from a party to a foreign 5 star hotel room with one of these sexy, international (legal age) babes. 🐧

@Admin_Raptorpat @K_N

You know there's no bluffs with me. I talk the talk and walk the walk, don't you have some ladies to stalk? 🐰

Ok, I guess I worded this incorrectly. I'm saying when my employers and/or supervisors give me disapproving looks because of the hickeys, I call them out!! Don't shoot me those sideways looks!! Approach me like the fucking man I am, otherwise you're like Sam I Am, but trust me I do want the green eggs and ham. 👊👊👊

One was gonna be hard enough to explain at work on Monday, but now I have FIVE?!?!? 😡 We're still gonna keep smashing, but this is a bad look! If I gave you five hickeys, how do you think your homeroom teacher would view you? 🦒

You know what I was saying. *Zeni's bouncers move forward*

Yeah well... that whole moment is awkward. No matter how inebriated you are, you still feel weird just going right back into the bar and making out with that sexy girl you were talking to right in front of her bitchy, fake friend who was making excuses to get her not to engage with you. I got these women so figured out...

Careful now...

What I'm saying is that I don't get WHY this is the selection. Oh... no actually I do get it in terms of the business angle, but I'm pretty sure most of us grown men would like to see some badass content, not an overload of repetitive, generic shonen.

They would just edit that content out, like in the old days. Jojo, I have no clue because I think it sucks and haven't watched it in over a year and never will again. Nah, all those shonen could, and ironically SAO and Megalobox are two of the four shows that I follow on here. Don't worry, guys, I'm not mad. Just exposing the Toonami myth. 👨‍💻

I'm seeing right through the veil. This is terrible... I only wish Sci-Fi could have kept Ani-Monday, but the people in charge were definitely looking out for any extra buck they could get. I know there was probably an internal struggle there to keep it going. Sadly, the bad guys won and now they'll die of heart attacks at 51, damn corporate bastards. And the funny thing is, I'm not a fan of "Toonami" just the shows. I've been around the game a very long time. I remember the original Toonami run by Moltar with Voltron and Robotech and I remember when Sailor Moon started. I remember the first TOM and Ronin Warriors and the Intruder when he got killed. I was even there in those weak ass Saturday only days when One Piece and Naruto started and Bobobo and Toonami Jetstream. But Toonami has really dropped the ball. When I got introduced to ASA in the very early days, I was already more into it as a once a week, three hour affair over a 6 day (if you count Super Saturdays back then) Toonami deal because it opened my young eyes to how badly Cartoon Network was really chopping up that shit for Toonami. You cannot convince me that nearly all of Toonami's current programming couldn't air on regular CN. You're in denial if you believe otherwise. The whole purpose of ADULT Swim's anime part was to air mature, like TV-14 legit shows that could never be shown when the sun was out. Parasyte, Hellsing Ultimate, Gundam Unicorn... why aren't we getting these types of shows and getting one, possibly two max MATURE shonen series to complement them? Don't even talk about ratings, because the ratings difference would be marginal. Most of these kids don't even have cable they just stream, go to Netflix, go on Instagram, and probably cry themselves to sleep. This whole shit is distorted. When fucking Dragon Ball Super, a garbage show, is this popular, you know there's a problem with this generation. A new Blade Runner anime? '82 Blade Runner sucked and the sequel is 3 hours long and puts me to sleep 45 minutes in whenever I try to give it a shot. Man, fuck Toonami. You didn't build us a better cartoon show after all these years, it was a marketing scam. You sold out and gave in. 🤦‍♂️

You're not even involved in the beef!! Wow... I'm gonna roast you too now just for getting on your Serpico bullshet