Zenigundam

He's about to cryyyyyyyyyyy Deku's a bitch! 🐧

I actually disagree. I don't think he'd look like that... at all.

He knocked quietly on my front door and I yelled, "Who the F*** is it?! I'm playing Smash!!" and as soon as I opened the door, he was already halfway down the street, out of breath but still trying to get as far away as possible.

Katt, don't cry. I know the truth hurts, but I only spit the truth so that you lives (and tastes in animation) can improve. 👨‍🔧

but check this out: https://unevenedge.com/topic/38157-whats-up-with-sword-art-online-and-all-the-online-bs/ RIP

Neither do I. 🐰

Dude, you're reaching. I get 16 year old female legal badass cheerleaders... WOMEN by the way... who wouldn't give you the time of day 😔

16 year olds aren't little. They're legal age women where I live. Watch your mouth, man. Not that I try to get with them, but yeah watch your mouth.

Dude, your vote sucked AND you cursed! 🤦‍♂️

Never mind, I'm seeing shit

How tf did this end up in DF?

That's not a curse word, dude. It's 2019, not 1972, but I know you're confused. 😼

Granted, but you live on a Carribean island with torrential rainfall and downpour 364 out of the 365 days of the year. I want the power to take a jetpack to Mars, find the water supply, and start my own civilization, so that the legal age hotties of the Martian settlers can hang with me all the time. 💏

I totally get why you wanna be like me, but this just isn't the way to get the victory. Come on now, be yourself. Our DNA is totally different, I'm the rare O blood type and you're the common B type.

Holy shit UEMB really has an alcoholism epidemic going on...

Wow that was really weird. We posted in the same thread within nanoseconds of each other. Quit stalking me! 😨

I'm not gonna rag on your taste, but I definitely can't stand behind this

This poll is ridiculous. You guys need to sober up before you hit submit

That'll be the name of my autobiographical movie. Actually, I'll come up with a better name, but it's gotta be an Orange is the New Black pun because I have to destroy all of those fans and make them realize what they were missing out on that whole time. 👨‍🔬

Oh so you added that option? it's cool, just let the people know the truth! 🧑

Well I disagree. That option is really silly. What else are you guys gonna do, wack off with the Tube and Netflix playing in the background? I'm giving everybody quality time because this is time spent educating the leaders of tomorrow and reeducating the people in or around my age because I'm on a damn mission to improve our world for the better. Take heed and lend your ears to me. I'm not better than anybody, I just have so much critical wisdom to impart that it'd be a mortal sin if I kept it all to myself. 😔🦒✌

Who added that last option?

Dude, I've known you were MusketBoned since Day 1 on these fora.

LMAO!! The fact that you arrived here faster than the Flash says all we need to know. 😹 *pats you on the back* Chill out, dude, I'm not gonna do you like that.

What do the people think?!?! Can you even smell what the Zeni is cookin? 🐧