Zenigundam

Dude. Stop cursing. Last warning *Zeni's bouncers emerge from the shadows*

Oh... I get it now. You got b&!! But if you're actually the dude from the vid, we're really gonna have to scrap... diss track's in production need a phat beat

Ripley's wouldn't even believe that. Why are you so jealous? First of all, you're older than I am, so you shouldn't envy the attention I'm getting from the biddies. Secondly, you're way too old to date the girls I pursue. Need I call Chris Hansen up? 😌

That's why I don't wanna go a lot of places to be honest. Vermont is a better Vacation than Vegas for me.

Pat, KN, don't worry. This place is about to be straight 🔥🔥🔥. A 24/7 techno rave, a night at the disco bro, but the night never ends. Trust me. Straight fiya... It'll take me a little bit of time, but I wanna do everything I can to take this site out of obscurity and make it blow up in popularity. I'm even going around town stapling custom made UEMB promotional flyers to telephone poles. We're gonna get this done, guys... 💪

Sweet sweet jealousy

I am pretty famous actually. I have people, women, from many years ago reaching out and saying things like, "Zeni, what you said back then was so true! Are you still single by any chance? 😪"

Because he's not you!!! 🤦‍♂️

Stupid!!! Stupid. Stupid!!! 🦒

Doesn't that just make your blood boil? These dudes shouldn't be winning...

Instead of the badass shit that lone wolf alpha male warriors spit both in real life and over YouTube?

😿 ... Well if not for all that, we would have made a neat couple in this hypothetical universe.

Incel is just a term that was created by terrified and insecure betas who were worried about nerds taking hot women from them. They needed a new angle to make a subgroup of people look weird and purge them from the top of the social hierarchy. Someday people will expose this simple truth and there'll be a war between jocks and nerds

Getting drunk off of one Bud Light while sitting on your couch and losing your mind over all of the personals that are crushing your soul is a money making move to you?

Oh aren't you the daughter

You're not a girl... 👨

What kind of butterflies do you feel?

Why are you getting all teary eyed? 😸

Wow you're creepy

I know it's usually done in person, but I figure this is the age of technology, and if these young punks can try to spit game over Instagram, Snapchat, and the like, I don't see why I can't propose to somebody over an internet forum. Shhh... don't tell her. I want it to be a surprise.

Actually, on some Training Day shit, include us in the fanfic with the scenario I just fleshed out.

Your parents would be mad if we dated.

Sloppy modding. There's an art to merging threads to give the final product a level of coherence. This is not an example of a mastery of that art.

Nah she's not my stalker. Once I started dating Rebecca, she got a significant other to try to ignite some jealousy. I'm not mad, I appreciate the feelings, but I'm a monogamous dude.

That was then this is now. You've gotta get over me. Anything's possible in the future, but right now I'm rockin with Team Rebecca. 👫