Zenigundam

Jealous? 😌

Legal age teenage (sexy) women love broken, badass men. They always love the challenge of "fixing" them like they're solving a Rubix cube.

My girlfriend. They assume you're the same person.

Amanda, that's why you ask people their age. I know it's gonna be hard for you to believe, but everything isn't done over Instagram, Facetime, and Snapchat. Did we really fail this generation that much? 😔

I want her. That YouTube hookup scene...

I just don't buy it....

That makes zero sense. I'm not gonna blame your gf for dumping you. Usually it is the girl's fault because she thinks she can do whatever because she thinks she's living like a princess in a medieval kingdom, but in this case I believe the decision was given a great deal of thought and logic.

This guy's scared. 😸

Making excuses already, just accept that it was never good, I think my improved TV guide gives it 2 stars outta 4

Can the man make his own decisions? *Zeni's bouncers shove you onto the sidewalk*

You're supposed to vote, not post. All talk no action 😪

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Beetlejuice sucks. The movie and the show. When Cartoon Network got that, I honestly hated it and we can say the same for Wayneheads. I'm not even gonna come up with a clever rhyme.. I'm just gonna say f$%# that BULLSHIT! 🤘

Are you trying to be just like stilgar? I thought you were mortal enemies. Continue these wild fantasies and I'm gonna think of you as frienimies.

You can't fuck an inanimate object. That's a fanfic you submitted, it didn't even place, I shudder to think at the looks on everybody's face, but this was over 10 years ago, so get over it and accept that you lost the race.

You're inebriated.

estrian. The way I'm always perambulating around, catching buses, starting up witty, badass banter with the (legal age) women after they get out of school. I don't even miss driving... h2h... it was cool, but it's much more laid back, chill, and alpha to have somebody else do the driving while I put my headphones on, sip on some whiskey or gin, and enjoy the ride.

That's why you need to play more RPGs. You're stuck in this Gen Z FPS craze and it's making you not think in more complex ways.

Why are you back so soon? Did your girlfriend break up with you already? I told you to go to CVS! And you wonder why your longest relationship lasted 4 days... You've gotta start listening

If true, she better hope I don't find out who he is

Tiger is chilling with hot, stuffed (legal age teenage) bitches upstairs in my room. Watch your tone....

Why is she doing this to us? Why is she ruining what we had? I want answers.

#NotMyTiger

Tom devours Jerry, rips off his tail at first and then totally dismembers him. Head is the last thing to go. That was one hungry cat.

No no no... no no no... not like that... Why are you guys driving me over the edge? *crazed eyes*