Zenigundam

This dude is making me forget how he ever dominated this wack sport

Thank you.. Now I need you to reply to my first post in here. 🐰

But you still should have replied. I'm mean if someone I know died, it hurts when that information is withheld from me. 😔

You forgot to reply to my post.

There's no point to be had. If she cheated and the DNA results come out negative, you know it's gonna turn into Halloween II in there, but no weapons and speed up Mr. Myers' movements so that he maneuvers like Usain Bolt.

Nah, that'll never happen. You know damn well I'm getting DNA tests done as soon as the boy is born. We won't even have to go on Maury. I'm finding out right then and there how loyal she is.

How many years have y'all known me for? And I wouldn't be a good father figure? You might as well call me God because my son is gonna make miracles happen. 🐼

Ugh... I'm a good tenant. Not just the cologne, I'm well behaved. I only have one controller for my Switch and I'd need you or your roommates to spot me some cash for malt liquor and Fireball double shots, but yeah once I get a job, it'll get paid back quickly. Ummm... well I'm talking Doomsday scenario anyway, no worries, I'm gonna win and then just leave and fly back home because I've seen what those floormen do to you in the basement if ya win too much. 🙇‍♂️

I need more votes!! Put the Cheetos down and vote!!

Showgirls!!!! 🤘

Come on, man, I said that already. I'm going to Vegas to get rich or die trying, no pun intended, well not to die though because the sight of those sexy, blonde casino moochers will inspire me to roll the die just the right way and reserve a penthouse suite for two..... or three. .. or five.... it's gonna be a damn harem!!! 🙉

I wanna kiss her again... Oh my god... this is what it feels like after all...

I don't watch The Simpsons. I'm worried about you, dude. You're acting like a stereotypical male Lifetime movie antagonist.

I'll have them design it so that it can accommodate several people, but we all have to agree on the destination. I think we should go back to the beginning of the universe, bring back our evidence of what really happened, and get richer than Bill Gates, kill the scientists who made the time machine before we get back just so we can split our earnings two ways.

On second thought, I really don't wanna go back if I can't go back in my current form. I was scrawny and nerdy in my early days. Alpha males aren't born, they're made. 💪

Nope, that was corny

Oh I forgot about this one.

Dude, refill time. Hit CVS before it closes. Your supposed girlfriend shouldn't see ya like this. 🐺

What are you even talking about? 🤦‍♂️

Rest in peace, dude. Earthworm Jim, right?

But then when I Homer Simpson them like when he grabs Bart, they'll change their stupid philosophies verrrrrrry quickly. 😼

I called you an overlord, not part of the movement. You're manipulating these dumbasses with your tight clothes, skinny jeans, BBB sneaks, Just for Men, and G-Z style lexicon. Why did we fail them so badly? We're gonna end up being rivals because I'm gonna have to manipulate them in the right way just to save them from your comic book villainy.

Gen Z Overlord Detected

You're overthinking things. Waaaaay too much typing

Oh... well I'm gonna crack open another beer for now. Can't believe I shotgunned that last one