The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Did you think it was about Jimmy Hendrix or something?

I had a guy over fifteen years ago, claim that I was the only person who could see those "crackheads" - that they didn't exist at all and that I was just making it all up. Okay... There was nothing else anywhere on the internet to show those people. No university funded stats, no government funded studies or stats, not even pictures. That was the basis for his claim that the "proof" he was demanding just could not be provided. Now, more people are posting the whole truth on YouTube than ever before. Nobody can scrub it or hide it anymore because in the same second one post is deleted, seven more pop up. I can link to any one of them. But, where is that Doubting Thomas now? He dropped out of sight. Embarasssed, maybe?

Russia and China want to set up a high speed rail line to carry oil and consumer products between the two countries. That would bypass the shipping routes and expedite delivery. To carry oil, the tracks would have to pass through Iran. So, what was America's response? Bomb Iran.

Really? You can't multiply 350 amps by 500 volts? That's why I screenshot the calculator results for you. Hint: You're not charging an e-bike on this thing.

FYI: The fifteen minute charge on this station is 43.75 kwh. My whole apartment only used 118 kwh for the whole month of last May. Now, imagine the usage of charging the car every day.

It's going to be Bedlam in New York, whether he gets away with it or not. Those anti-Trumpers would really show their true colors.

Let me see him try. *mictowave pop corn*

Fifteen minute charge on this station. Now, which one of you knows the kwh for each charge?

Does fire supression need desalinization?

When they have a hit, they run with it.

Uh huh...

Neither does Cali. It's on a coast line.

Just wait and see. The Japanese want to know how well the test spot works. They never run out of funding for innovations.

Sure. Buy that and I'll sell another, half price.

They can ask the Japnese.

Which one of those flakka zombies would be his "best customer"? He's not here to sell any loosies.

Yesterday: Rigatoni.

Totally without enough patience.

Now, I didn't ask where he puts it when he gets back home. Maybe he just spends all of his profits.

More like won't. He likes his booth in Ducktown. No reason to stand around amid all those flakka zombies at the Plaza. You know what else is within walking distance of Ducktown? The parking garage for Tanger Outlets. Do I ever go inside there? Nope. Does he? Nope.

No, you're thinking of Ventnor Plaza.

You're not keeping track? That's on you, pal.

Didn't vandalize anything at the Santa Clara County Fair.

For him, it probably is. Me? I just sell old record players on eBay. Fast, simple, no traveling.

Then why were the reservoirs bone dry when the fires started?