The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Nah... Trump unfriended him. Too many disagreements.

I'll be the judge of that.

The fridge

It wasn't his.

Well, you should really know it was't his.

You don't give that to just anybody. Anyway... this wasn't even a criminal trial. It was a civil trial where the acuser didn't need any evidence, she just had to convincingly smear and slander the defendant enough to make the half wits in the jury believe it all.

Aaaaaaannd WHO was asking for it, way bsck then?

That's not how the phrase works.

Who was he supposed to give it to three yesrs earlier? He did eventually offer it up.

Because he was railroaded, not tried. There's difference. Learn it.

I do brew the best cup of coffee on the east coast.

The True Crimes Network has better scripts. It's all based in fact. Fact: Semen is not the only substance that contains DNA.

There are other things that can leave DNA.

Then, you didn't look thoroughly enough.

Let's take securities fraud: He wanted to use his Mari Lago estate as collateral for a bank loan. The estate is in fact worth one billion dollars, according to several real estate experts who were very conveniently not permitted to testify to that. The judge opted instead to take testimony from somebody with zero experience in real estate who claimed that Mari Lago is only worth eighteen million dollars. Fact: You can't buy a one acre dirt lot in that neighborhood for eighteen million dollars. It was on that false testimony that the verdict of fraud was reached.

That was already done.

His right hand is closed and his left hand is half open. That wasn't my prompt, but it's still satisfactory. The barrels can be fixed if I just change the prompts. Anyway, now that I have a basic character model, I can take it to an actual artist who could re-draw it in several different poses for a story board.

How is buying second hand stuff criminal?

So, how did I get away without paying any?

I'm telling somebody how to avoid the tariff when he doesn't want to pay it. Me? I can buy any import made and brought here before the tariff took effect. Or, I can buy American products. Options.

It's no different from any other watch. If I bring in this Seiko, anybody who knows his watches better than I do can open it, look at serial numbers, movement numbers and the overall workmanship to see whether it's real or fake and since I'm not offering it for resale, he has zero motive to give me the wrong information.

He wasn't on trial for any of that.

So, how did this jump from Jean Caroll to any kids?