The Evil Dr. Longshadow

My pharmacy has the whole line standing twenty feet from the counter and the store associates barely speak above the level of a gnat's whisper. Privacy is king there.

Aaaaaannnd... HOW were ANY of those documents fraudulent? Is it because a man who had absolutely ZERO experience in the real estate market gave a random guess to a judge?

It's 2025, already? Great Scott! How did advertising for dungarees go from BS to SS? What have I missed?

So, you're saying lenders are in the habit of approving loans without doing any research on the borrowers? That's a sloppy way to do business and it's probably better for everyone if banks that do, end up bankrupt and closed.

The burden of verifying collateral value is always on the lender, not the borrower.

Okay, nevermind that then. If I apply for a quarter million dollar loan and offer a bag of dirty cat litter as collateral, the entire burden of verifying the value is on the bank. The bank could either approve the loan without any question or tell me I'm literally full of shit and I should just go pound sand. No fraud.

Who was defamed?

It's this way, Chief...

Sheeze... in literally decades of walking like this, I never had the trip turn into a rejected Idiana Jones script.

So, the Magic School Bus?

Hmm, Squid Games...

Who was writing an analogy?

The grass isn't too high. Less chance of any bugs.

You probably got tired of hearing Wyoming. I spent two years as a resident of California between Palo Alto and San Jose, with just a few brief excursions to San Francisco.

Or California, New York, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Florida, Texas and Colorado. Now try my home state and you have Camden, Trenton, Newark, Cape May, Vineland and Millville.

He is appealing, none the less. His lawyers will probably bring up those issues.

I seriously don't see how. Maybe you watch too many Spiderman movies. BTW, they never buy cigarettes. They mooch. There's a difference. Liquor is easy to get when you look thirty years older than you really are. They get their money by panhandliing or behaving as human door stops.

At least the witches were allowed to say things in their own defense.

The Salem witches actually got a better deal.

One tick in the last twelve years. Not bad.

How crazy could it be?

Doggie!