The Evil Dr. Longshadow

I can Google any name at all and get more than one match for it. But, you're going by a picture that was printed on copy paper and then photographed with a phone from fifteen feet away. You get this. And then you say you can identify the person? This one looks like an ink drawing.

So, the correct person to ask about the property in question is the county or municipal property tax assessor, not some armchair quarterback who handed the judge a random guess. Also, "intent to deceive" has to be included in the charge.

You'll know any time you apply for a collateralized loan. If they're smart, they'll never take your word for it.

Same guy? Sure?

She's not blanket worthy.

My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things. I told her to try some bait. Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days. If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed. I gave her a gold plated chain. It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game.

She isn't.

Cope? Thrre's nothing that needs coping. She's the same one who drove me to Vineland one summer. I was there to adopt some cats. She's not a romantic interest, but we do exchange text or go out for lunch from time to time. She has a side business, selling hand made soap at community events, such as the Festival of Lights.

We have the cotton mouth snakes here, too, but it's not like we have one on every square yard.

A pal of mine might set up her kiosk there.

What's always a lot more fun than being drunk? Showing up at a venue like this to watch everyone else get drunk. https://historicsmithvillenj.com/18-oktoberfest

WHO said they were not worth as much as Don stated? I know, the unqualified man who ventured a random guess to the judge AFTER the fact.

My pharmacy has the whole line standing twenty feet from the counter and the store associates barely speak above the level of a gnat's whisper. Privacy is king there.

Aaaaaannnd... HOW were ANY of those documents fraudulent? Is it because a man who had absolutely ZERO experience in the real estate market gave a random guess to a judge?

It's 2025, already? Great Scott! How did advertising for dungarees go from BS to SS? What have I missed?

So, you're saying lenders are in the habit of approving loans without doing any research on the borrowers? That's a sloppy way to do business and it's probably better for everyone if banks that do, end up bankrupt and closed.

The burden of verifying collateral value is always on the lender, not the borrower.

Okay, nevermind that then. If I apply for a quarter million dollar loan and offer a bag of dirty cat litter as collateral, the entire burden of verifying the value is on the bank. The bank could either approve the loan without any question or tell me I'm literally full of shit and I should just go pound sand. No fraud.

It's this way, Chief...

Sheeze... in literally decades of walking like this, I never had the trip turn into a rejected Idiana Jones script.

So, the Magic School Bus?

Hmm, Squid Games...