The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Who was writing an analogy?

The grass isn't too high. Less chance of any bugs.

You probably got tired of hearing Wyoming. I spent two years as a resident of California between Palo Alto and San Jose, with just a few brief excursions to San Francisco.

Or California, New York, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Florida, Texas and Colorado. Now try my home state and you have Camden, Trenton, Newark, Cape May, Vineland and Millville.

He is appealing, none the less. His lawyers will probably bring up those issues.

I seriously don't see how. Maybe you watch too many Spiderman movies. BTW, they never buy cigarettes. They mooch. There's a difference. Liquor is easy to get when you look thirty years older than you really are. They get their money by panhandliing or behaving as human door stops.

At least the witches were allowed to say things in their own defense.

The Salem witches actually got a better deal.

One tick in the last twelve years. Not bad.

How crazy could it be?

Doggie!

Is that Sergeant Pepper?

Are you going to make stuffed green peppers later?

Do you think there's any dog shit there? I'm usually watching for it anyway, but I can't say I have actually found any in several years. Most people have been trained to clean up after their pets.

Plenty of safe walking space, just go to where the grass is.

Looks like he's gonna get a hot foot.

Those are the exact leaves I once saw painted on a street mural.

That one is truly cooked.

That's not Broadway

I like this bony picture. It reminds me of what I saw at the Mütter Museum.

Then, shut up about it altogether. If all you ever want to do is criticize me for utilizing the roads in a way different from yours or whatever is conventional, you are in fact claiming that it's unique to me alone.

Then, walk in the used car lot, to the right. If you have trouble keeping your balance on THAT runway, consider getting a handicapped plaque for your car.

To show I'm NOT the only person using these routes.