Juice McKenzie

Alright. I'm aroused.

It's a piece of cake to make a pretty cake.

no thanks

my dog eats ants

time warner can suck the fattest part of my ass

I'd like a ride

I'll think on it

It takes balls to kill yourself. The ability to fight your will to survive like that is impressive. I think about suicide a lot but I know i'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it and someone else trying to reassure me doesn't change anything because I don't really care what others have to say. It's why I don't bother telling others what I have to say.

I'd be more inclined to eat ass if people's asses were made of candy.

Things I'm tired of: being tired being self conscious winter NY state being too much of a pussy people my internet cleaning eating being responsible

Ok

I came earlier, thanks

that's pretty much me minus the crying myself to sleep

moo

Hi hungry may I call you so?

He spelled "caring" wrong

That's fair

I should be charging them rent. I'll settle for them letting me mate with their queen.

Why would you want piranhas?

Even if you sounded like Dr. Girlfriend from he Venture Bros I'd still find you just as attractive as I do now

Welp never mind then.

they look tinted

french fried taters

i like that they're making rape vans handicapped accessible to broaden the horizons of rapists

try hanging up a framed "asia" poster and see if that brightens up the room a bit