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Sandstone

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  1. It is awesome. Season 3 comes out next month, can't wait.
  2. Yeah had a period where I wasn't active here for a few months. I'd like to resume One Piece at some point, need opinions on that.
  3. Lesbian Nami is best Nami.
  4. Girl don't jump on his wiener so hard then.
  5. big black cock?
  6. No my ass is beautiful, I have multiple references for this assertion.
  7. I mean, maybe for some. I've been like fixated on man's ass beyond limitations though like I see some straight guys ogling breasts and acting like lapdogs for beautiful women. Maybe it's because women play harder to get than men and the elusiveness of the desire plays a significant role in the proportion of attention spent. Someone give me a grant, I will put the Kinsey's to shame.
  8. If I were a woman, I wouldn't date a man that didn't compliment my breasts. Honestly I am fascinated by this hypnotic power mamaries seem to have over you straight boys. I would use this to the upmost of my ability like a queen bee and have men dancing around me for my ammusement. Maybe even fight them like pit bulls.
  9. I can gift you some emergency dressing to go with the emergency cucumber.
  10. I have an emergency cucumber for you.
  11. Ok, then the other one. Yeah, I dunno what happened to that one.
  12. I will bitch slap the alpha king both in the face and on the ass.
  13. Was he the military boy? I don't remember one of the tetsu was military. If it was him I can tell you, but rather not here.
  14. Zeni seems like a good candidate. He's probably into that kind of sick shit anyways.
  15. And don't stammer or add any weird details. If she's a nerdy type you can blush a little though, they tend to like sensitive men trying to hide it.
  16. Pull out your huge member and slap them across the lips with it, duh.
  17. The sweet aroma of finally mashed creamy peanut butter probably pairs well with the distinct odor of male musk and ass.
  18. We need some to reproduce so I can keep eating them. I am a genocidal maniac that needs to consume entire lineages for his perverse pleasure.
  19. "only women please"... You knew what this was... don't play coy.
  20. This is the strangest DnD set up I've seen in a while.
  21. You really have to take pleasure in the small things these days, like crushing up small delicious critters with your teeth.
  22. I've always wanted to anally penetrate a man with nothing but peanut butter. Also a little bit of extra for the nipple play.
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