There's nothing "unwoke" about being bisexual as opposed to pansexual. I don't know what you read. The biggest difference usually is that pansexual advertises they are sexually attracted to transitioning transgendered people. Though there are some other caveats. Bisexual is just "I like dudes and girls and sometimes both together".
Rogue, for example, is actually a "Pansexual" and not just a "Bisexual".
Do you have anti-virus software on your computer? I recommend running a full scan. Do you have a solid state or HDD in your computer? Long load times could be the result of Hard Disk Errors or a completely full drive. Never fill an HDD to the brim it can cause a ton of system instability. Try a disk defragmentation as well (only for HDD never for SSD).
What kind of eggs are you cooking then? Eggs cooked properly have barely any smell that is one of the reasons they are such a great ingredient. Eggs are like the paint primer of the food world, the glue to hold stuff together and the centrepiece to build a meal around.
I could probably get hired at a defence contractor tomorrow if I wanted. But I won't, I object on moral grounds, maybe when the US Military operations switch to primarily maintenance, and purely defensive operations over seas.
Dude the running yolk is one of the best parts of it. One of my favourite dishes to make is a sunny side up egg with hot sauce in the whites, chives on top covered with sliced fresh cheddar melted laid right onto a half toasted onion bagel. It really is to die for 'cause the yolk stays in the centre pocket between the whites and the cheese when you bite in it covers the bagel.
I make myself one of those bad boys at least a couple times a week with my coffee before my morning jog.