When you're in show business for that long, and the top points on your Wiki "Personal Life" section are about how you're a hockey fan and you don't like avocados, you're doing something right.
What do you mean corn isn't measured by time?
Wait, you say it's an ear of corn?
Well, how the fuck is that any less stupid than what I said? Why would they measure corn in ears, dude?
Here's a list of things I want for my birthday.
- Cheezit
- Banana
- Nice shoes
- Rectangles
- Cure for the crippling depression that often leaves me unable to perform even the smallest tasks
- Headphones