Skinko

How the hell do you smoke and play at the same time? That's some impressive multitasking.

Of course. You're giving them back the money they wasted on you.

Not with that attitude, mister.

I always thought the best way would be to shoot yourself in the head, as you're jumping off of something. Between the two of them, the job is bound to get done, right?

I mean, you COULD eat pretty much everything. That doesn't necessarily mean you should.

It is a lovely game. Anybody played it?

What's Adult Swim? Is that a show?

I have a lot of respect for their skills in the kitchen where they belong.

You can train them not to do that. Any time they open a closed door, step on their head. Leave your foot there for about five minutes.

Sure thing there, kiddo.

I AM WOKE ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

Looks like I've got a new wallpaper.

That's a real nice status symbol you got there. How much did you spend on a console with one game that's even worth mentioning?

Does it ever go the other way? Like is it possible to have no respect for someone, but still like them?

Not for nothin' but I think it's just "horsepower." I'm almost certain you don't pluralize it.

Not to mention Reservoir Dogs, Godfather, and a number of other movies as well.

In the ps2 version, they made it so the D-pad changed the radio station, which is asinine. And the left analog stick also controlled the camera too, if I remember correctly.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say that I dislike San Andreas. The world is bigger and there's more to do than in Vice CIty, but the missions are stupid. I hated the control changes in the driving. The soundtrack is lackluster. The characters are meh. The fact that you have to make sure your character eats and exercises and shit is fucking dumb. These are all opinions. I'm not necessarily saying it's a bad game, per se, but very little of it appealed to me at all.

I guarantee you he doesn't hear female voices.

Did Zeni take that one?

A necklace of earlobes doesn't count, Zeni.

/mark rant

I would've been totally okay with Owens dropping the belt to Dadberg. Not in 22 seconds. Not the guy who's been the main champion for several months. Not the guy who is arguably the hottest heel on the roster right now (next to Styles and maybe Miz). You can pull that with another part-time guy with Lesnar, and tell that story in its own bubble. Not a guy who's presumably going to be one of the guys that carries WWE for the next 10-15 years. If the match was five minutes long, and Owens at least got to do something, fine. But he comes out of this looking kinda like a bitch, and that sucks. All of his momentum he built the last couple weeks is gone now.

WRESTLING IS STUPID AND I HATE IT

Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings.