Skinko

That may be flying a little too close to the sun. Which may or may not be the correct analogy to use in this situation.

Something something, OKCupid, something something, I'll probably rape someone someday. There, that's my Zeni impression. That'll $42.75.

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ha ha

Trust fall! *moves arms just before I catch you*

No no no, you got it backwards again. The Jews are aliens.

Dude, I'm at a point in my life where I don't have a problem putting actual family members out of my life if they're toxic to me. In fact, I'm going through that now. That shit isn't worth it. Especially if you have problems like I have, which you might or might not, I don't know your life. But even if you aren't... Fuck them. Just kick them out. They aren't worth it, man.

I saw it. It opened up my eyes.

I don't believe in atheism. Literally, I don't believe it exists.

phoenix

You're on a dating site and you spend all your time on an offshoot of a cartoon message board. Literally nothing about you says "warrior."

I'll take that as a no.

But Shaw never won without an elite shooting guard tho. Shaw wouldn't have won in Miami without Wad.

I could be that preachy sober guy no one likes that feels the need to point out that the twelve steps work wonderfully if you actually work them and continue to work them. Instead I decided to be the guy that types run-on sentences and doesn't even bother to break it up with punctuation.

I like doing it irl too, though. "I'm doing good." "No, you're doing well."

What you're really saying is, "Just let me sound like a fucking idiot in public."

george washing machine

From a distance, through a bush?

To be fair, I was maybe 5 at the time. Maybe it's good.

It's like watching paint fuck.

How dare you.

Real talk though, iTunes has a bunch of internet radio stations on it, and there a few that play those old-timey radio plays. I enjoy them.

The backstory is really dark. He watched his own mother get murdered. The fuck kind of premise is that for a kid's show?

You were in your late 50s when that was on. You came home from school and listened to the stories on the radio as a kid.