Skinko

Only for one man. And that man is an anthropomorphic fish prince. <3

I don't know how to tell you this, but if you do that, I'm gonna have to make you cheat on your man with me.

But if Prince Sidon came to life as an actual living thing, I would offer him my mouth and anus, into which he can stuff any appendage he sees fit. Is that weird? Did I make it weird?

Yeah, it's bullshit. I mean, if you're working full-time (which NO ONE hires you for, it's all part-time at 30 hours a week if you're super lucky), and you live in a studio apartment (which you can rent for like $400 a month if it's real shitty), you'll almost kinda get by. So that's nice. ::]::

I'll keep that in mind if I ever go on a crazy killing spree that I broadcast on Facebook.

It might be a close-up of her vag, but who knows.

Maybe I just need an Almond... Joy?

With your God damn mouth! Now get in there and make him cum, soldier!

Definitely is. Only last year was my state finally like, "Alright, look... we'll give you like $9 an hour. "

Leeron, or Steven Blum? lol Yeah, Leeron is the super campy gay guy.

Was voiced by Steven Blum. That man's talent knows no bounds.

Like watcha see, boys?

Also, my dooger Muppy, who is very, very old and is living with my Gramma. I've had this boi since I was 10. <3

This is Albert. He is my old boi. Boss of the children. This is Bagheera, the middle child. He is asthmatic and chubby. And this is Piper, aka Pooper, my baby girl. She is simultaneously a total doll, and a complete asshole.

That depends on what kind of neighborhood the BK is in, quite frankly.

What kind of question is that? Of course not! :fap:

I can't be held accountable for what fast food establishments I meander into when I masturbate. At least that's what my attorney told me to say.

When suddenly you realize you've wandered into a Burger King? We've all been there, right? #relatable

Long answer, noooooooo.

Less Than Zero?

Be open and vulnerable for us, you pussy!

I'm a day-after-a-beer-and-tacos-bender butthole.