Skinko

I miss having a car, but I don't miss paying for it more.

I miss getting drunk sometimes. If I was one of those folks who could just drink and be okay, I would be hammered right now.

I believe in a thing called love.

The lead singer of that band is gay! How am I supposed to explain that to my children?

That's mighty progressive of you.

I already edited it, nerd.

Why the hell is my karma 2? What is the math on this? S:

We aren't counting the rapes. Not even the ones that probably already happened.

That's the boring thing to do, though.

^

Fine, I'll throw away two years for ya. :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer:

It's 70 here right now. Suck it! :fap:

Physically, I can. Mentally, I'm screaming. :::

*works at liquor store* *liquor store presumably sells liquor* *coworker is working on a school play* Dude, you need to let me write for you. Your fictional life shit, your OKC posts, all of it. Hand over the reins.

Opie and Anthony: Jimmy's Epic Carpet Bombing (this is some next-level anti-comedy shit right here, absolutely brilliant)

I do 12 ounce curls DUUUUUDE YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: jk i dont drink anymore

I doubt that's even a real place.

I'm coming up on 36 hours here. I am sooooo tired. And I used to be able to do this shit all the time. Getting old is stupid. Being tired at night is stupid. I want to build a pillow fort but I only have ONE PILLOW and it has CAT HAIR that I have to SHAKE OFF before I go to BED because I'm ALLERGIC but it doesn't even help because I LIVE WITH THEM!! WTF AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT??

All bees should be killed.

My mom's dead, dude! But then again... She can't say no if she's dead! I regret typing that immediately.

Of course not, part of the dream is getting away with it.

would you rather say hello or grow an afro ha ha

Yes.