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I trust you, buddy ehh, where do I get botox? nvr mind, i'm just going to inject by butt fat into my lips with a first aid kit syringe....that's the same thing, right?

It's not what I did....it's what I "did"

Oh no, i'm not answering questions without a camera

Were you always this sexy?

I don't have time to find a maga hat right now....

can I stay wich u?

I gotta get ahead of this. Can anyone here get me an interview with Gayle King?

I have failed. So much shame.

Apa was his cat. The avatar state was chemo. Sokka and Katara were his parents and HOLY SHIT he banged his mom!

either way my suffering will come to an end

or.....or......maybe you and I are bound by destiny to enter the history books as the first person to commit murder with a tampon and the first person to BE murdered with a tampon, respectively.

Yes, if by "go" you mean die and by "fast" you mean the spray paint killed him before I hand stuffed him with amphetamines in the hope it would lightning bolt frankenstein him back to life.

fun fact

I wonder if Tampa is the birthplace of Tampons. Or maybe Tampa is named after the man who founded it and that man went on to invent tampons in Miami 'cause someone with that kind of money isn't living in Tampa. So Miami would be the birthplace of Tampons. Now to etch this in my memory banks as fact and completely forget the thought process that led to it.

Spoiler alert!!! I haven't got that far yet! Jeeez!

somebody needs to get that bitch wet

It died

This radiation poisoning has really thrown me for a loop.

it works however you want it to work

If we get a vote, i'm casting my ballot for the third party candidate, Skirts Girl. The current system has failed us and it's time for something new.

idk how to feel about this. idk how YOU feel about this. what's happening? Are we slightly annoyed or are we full on pissed? Are these fucks showing genuine concern or are they dicks?

it's not about looks.......it's about THE look

Actually his name was peach and he was a good cat.....just too curious for his own good

Cologne doesn't work from a thousand miles away.........or ever

yeah, I steal jokes even before other people have said them