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I'll just wait till it ends then i'll binge it

is...is that what happened to you? 'cause high five if it is

pfft, if I was a prostitute I'd own that shit...like, If I was into dudes, or of the people hitting me up for sex were chicks, I might seriously consider being a lady man of the night, just for the life experience

"Old man wanting QV with no cover bare around 12:30" "Morning! Can we make an appointment to play two rounds 160?" "mmm I wanna suck ur toes lick ur sweet pussy while deep fingering ur tight booty hole" ... My favorite so far is the offer I got from a pimp to, I guess, join his stable of hoes :

I don't think she should...She seems to have some mental issues that need seeing to

Now to sift through the calls and texts from people who still think i'm a prostitute to find the ones that are are actually meant for me, so I can figure out exactly what happened in the past 24 hours....time moves on, but things stay the same, eh :blank: O0 <- I like this...good job, whoever added it

The Rousey fight pretty much went how I expected....I honestly don't understand how people thought it was going to go any other way :-\ The Cruz fight was the real show, not just in terms of outcome, but overall performance...Garbrandt showed a depth of skill that was truly intimidating and Cruz, having finally come face to face with someone capable of taking advantage of his fundamentally unsound style, showed grit only great champions possess....It was a joy to watch...I honestly thought Cruz would walk away with it, but champions are only at the top to be knocked off...looking forward to No Love's next fight...hopefully it's Dillashaw

Is this guy a pimp?

End of the season

It certainly seems that way

Hey I have a kinky ass licking fetish r u OK with me tongue fucking your asshole or is that to freaky for u? $

So it's not a prank....my new number is recycled and it was in use by a very industrious prostitute...I found her ads online with my number on them....she's up and down the east coast....I've got calls from New York to Florida...

I've received texts from over 30 numbers, 11 of whom have tried to call me... for, as described by the texts, a series of sexual acts I apparently advertise and charge for... I don't yet know who did this to me, but I'm going to make the best of this and arrange to meet all these guys at the same time, at the same place...there's going to be the most awkward crowd at a lucky Applebee's tonight

Just thought I'd check in...this thread didn't seem like it would be complete without me ;D

That ending though....there's something about it....i'm sure i'll be able to articulate it better after i've slept, but it bothered me...there's something off about it...

no sleep + Night at the Roxbury = what is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more :-X

yeah, mine too

yeah, Prof's got some gems

wow, that was fire...

to be honest i'm not plugged in either...I listen to such a variety of music it's hard to keep track of any genre, so I stopped trying a while ago...

Sam and Dave - Hold on, i'm comin'