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Can I be the guy who had to leave school because of rumors that I banged the teacher, but she was never charged because I destroyed my phone that had the alleged sex tape on it and I came back in time to graduate on a motorcycle that had flames painted on it to make it go faster? Can I be that guy? Can I?

don't even try it you no aging bastid....i'm starting to think you and Pharrell are vampires

I see...and what's the shifter....and ofcourse the gas pedal.....

See that's the thing, it's a "common" fetish because it's an easy go to for the more adventurous, but it's still a stretch to say it's considered "normal"....I mean anal just made that leap like a couple years back....

I wish...but your seemingly old as fuck comment has me feeling better...I gotta start hanging out with old people so I can really revel in the youth I have left

hehe, yeah, that's what i'm thinkin' about as well...the future......long term plans are my middle three names

Sounds like a plan I can get behind, but don't stop short...it's Vegas on your birthday, throw some more wrinkles into it...maybe some unconventional drugs....strippers...donkey show...gambling.....double jointed hookers....rent a tiger....sky dive with the tiger.....

we'll all watch it after an in-depth discussion of your nipple fixation

Idk....I think that's wishful thinking...people are hella prudish

I made the mistake of watching the real version of this....it's grim -_'

I don't know if that dog is dumb or smart, but he sure is cute little bastid ;D

I'm starting to see myself as a grown man and not some punk kid....I gotta start doing grown man things like learn to cook chilli that's not that good and call it my "famous" chilli...

Overfiend is on youtube....atleast it was....some how it dodged the censors

> no one's going to get this reference and I can't really explain it, but it has to be in this thread...."juuust kept kickin' the old man :-\"

are you me?

like proportional to one another or proportional to your penis....I've seen what steroid shrunken balls look like and it's hilarious...plus side, they made the guy's dick look big by comparison ;D

college

what sucked? the song or that particular part of my life that the song reminded me of?...because i've done both...it's weird how certain music or even food or people immediately take you back to a particular time and you immediately have a distaste for them because of the memories they recall

ass

boxing

anal

clams