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Mix

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  1. always lift with your legs and place all the weight directly on your spine....and boom >.>
  2. you sir, are a treasure I will genuinely be sorry when you are executed by the one world government
  3. did the eight pack abs help with the fridges or did the fridges help with the eight pack abs
  4. lies....you're really good, but being fake humble about it...I can tell
  5. That's about all I can play >.>
  6. Basketball, bebeh I'm trash, but I love to play
  7. ...it was a comic book.........is that true?
  8. has he been in a lot of those....I can't really think of any where as Hugh grant on the other hand >.>
  9. Mix

    I found swords

    up to this point in my life I've worked hard not to be that guy....you know....the sword guy "Hey Dan, whatchu got there on your wall" "Oh those.....they're my limited edition hand crafted Murakami Senzo replicas.....there are only eight in the world" "there are eight on the wall" "yeah, I bought them all and planned to destroy seven so there would only be one, making it even more special, but I couldn't decide which, they're all my babies" "mhm, ok, I see.....and your actual babies" "who knows, my ex wanted full custody and even my lawyer sided with her" "damn, this is a sad life I've imagined for you" "yeah, you're a dick" "ok, ok, i'll imagine some hookers and blow, but you should probably put away the swords before you do any blow" "just don't imagine anything going wrong...jeez, fuck" "too late....one hookers dead, the others are running out into the parking lot screaming, you're covered head to toe in blood, and there are sirens fast approaching" "WTF! WHAT DO WE DO! DO SOMETHING!" "..." "you son of a..." fin
  10. My life be like Ooh-Aah
  11. That is all good and well, Madam.....but you see, no matter the age, a gentleman does not kiss and tell......I would never be so uncouth as to mention such in conversation with you unwashed masses.... :smileySnob:
  12. oh yeah.....I honestly forgot >.>
  13. linky link por favor
  14. ok, can you post a link...i'll come through for a bit
  15. He wanted me to say what, then he would of responded like I did.....it's an old gag
  16. I would have earlier, but i'm switching to weed now and that usually entails an immediate vegetative state parked infront of a tv
  17. how.....those jersey shore dicks are older than us....
  18. uuhhh.......not the jersey shore definition >.>
  19. all signs point to yes
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