ThisIdiot

...I can't do this shit anymore...I keep having all this unwarranted to shit thrust upon me ...night before my coworker literally forced me to get a ride home when my actual available ride was awake and waiting for my call...then today forced to walk home because for some reason all the phones derped and I had to hike 45 goddamn minutes through traffic and over hills...IN THE FUCKING HEAT ...AND NOW EVERYONE IS BITCHING AT ME FOR IT BEING MY FAULT...GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK ...or better yet GIVE ME A FUCKING BULLET AND MAKE IT PERMANENT

good god

I've done it several times ...scares the crap out of me when I walk up or down a set of stairs and I know i'm all alone...I always feel like there's something behind me when I do

alittle hard to do that with the system about to enter reboot ...assuming everything doesn't go down with the grid...his stations a fuckin mess edit: I wonder how much we can relate this to Jurassic park?

..how is this gonna help you bang a Japanese chick?

be fair now...that's your fault

I've seen that ad on tv....could there be a more redneck use for salt? the funny thing is that you can shoot literal salt at salty people and ask them " why so serious?"

seriously ...the past 2 days I couldn't get in, I tried logging in and when that failed I tried to recover my password and when that failed I tried to make an alt ...THAT TOO FAILED ...YOUR LOGIN IS FUCKED GUYS

currently trying out How to Survive 2 on the box ...expecting a broken mess

SOMEBODY FUCKED UP THE GROUND WORK AND I COULDN'T FIND MY WAY IN ...I HAD TO BUILD AROUND THIS SHIT USING WOODGLUE AND COCONUTS

FUCK THAT NOISE I HAD TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Vlassic Jesus it's great to be back indoors and away from the endless dessert of BULLSHIT...

..why not just afford a switchbox or a splitter?

it made me laugh and cringe at the same time

at least you can still talk to your voices ...mine are playing the ignoring game ... although I found this entertaining

lol....I don't eat as much as I used too..the last few days I've had this cramp in my stomach ... at least your keepin busy ..your not driving yourself insane like others...or trying to keep yourself from thinking at all like me

the Midwest isn't that bad ...stop for burgers and beer and you'll be fine as long as you keep sentences small and quick.

oh my god ...it actually came back ...I thought it was just a joke but dear god it's true...it came back like a bad case of herpes...

it's not an orgy ..it's ritual suicide ...they're all gonna shoot themselves in the head while falling on top of the previous body until a human pyramid is made, which then will be sacrificed to Belphegor in a mass uncontrollable fire, then as the head priest, runing for the exit in nothing but loafers and a duck mask, will trip and fall down a flight of stairs and land in a giant gaping vagina lined with sharp teeth, and then the building explodes because Micheal Bay that motherfucker it's the only way it's gonna get any real world viewing.

...all I have to do is reach over and yank on the wheel as hard as possible while slamming my elbow into her knee to apply pressure to the gas pedal.... that's most days with my mother driving ...she never shuts the fuck up about trump these days...

I WISH I WERE ....I know I did a shit job explaining what I saw but goddamn that was so surreal

I tried to explain what I saw of this episode to the guy's on xbox live ...I can't imagine a better drug trip on bad acid then if I were actually tripping on bad acid

47 days and 67 nights ....WE WILL NEVER NOTICE

i'm told because of my job I have to try and keep a clean appearance and that includes facial hair...i'm allowed a beard, so I try and keep it maintained as much as possible ...just wish disposable razors would work better