Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung

I have zero warning points. Woot.

Fuck off. XD

For me growing up, the closest one was located in the city where I was born, which just so happened to be where my dad was from. It was about twenty minutes away from the house. There were several others in the general area, but they were either much further west or south.

I hate using this version of the word cool, but I think it fits in this sense: "Kewl" beans, breaugh.

We haven't had a Kmart down here in several years. The last one closed in the early 2000's. Shame, too. I loved going there more than Walmart as a kid.

Awesome! I'm glad it did. Well then, I guess my job here is done. lol

Because Tuesday is inherently the redheaded stepchild of the week.

At least you were able to do so in order to get out of there.

If you say so, sir. *shrugs*

Sorry. My idea of porn is watching women play tennis or volleyball. I'm a friggin' boy scout.

I said it the way I wanted to say it and people still got what I meant by it. I am a word magician!

Yes, and no. I have an ancestor named Brady.

Somebody told me it was your birthday so...here ya go! Enjoy, dude! And with that, I'm off to bed. Goodnight, meatbags!

Yes. I've always liked the name Brady. (I'd never name a kid Brody anyway. Reminds me of the woman who was the lead singer of the Distillers.)

Sleep is good. Sleep is love. Sleep is life. Actually, now that I think about it, we're supposed to get eight hours of sleep every night. When you add all of that up, you'll find that you've slept one-third of your life. (Of course, sleep is important because your brain repairs itself while you rest.)

Yeah, you're right. I'll name her Stephanie instead since that's what my mom would've named me if I had been a girl. (Oh, and you didn't say anything about Brady. lol)

Okay, okay. Point taken.

She's adorable, just like her owner. Also, I shall name my not-yet-conceived daughter Nera. (Just like I want to name my not-yet-conceived son after one of the dogs I owned before. His name was Brady.)

So he's not house trained yet? Bummer. Oh, well. At least he's still a kitten. You can train him to make sure he doesn't go anywhere except where he's supposed to go.

I vote for this one.