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GaiusIuliusCaesar

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  1. I saw one with dicks inside other dicks, that was pretty fucking weird.
  2. A criminally insane misanthrope, I didn't really fit any established social norm or even an established counter culture norm. I spent the majority of my time subverting every rule and regulation imposed by my oligarchic totalitarian boarding school, in order that I might enjoy myself and not face the consequences. I rarely did but my various schemes were only as good as my accomplices and those fools had an annoying habit of confessing everything at the first sign of trouble. Which usually resulted in me having to buy my way out of trouble. Still life was good, I regularly dined out, had ample contraband, and a few girls to play with, nothing serious just stupid teenage shit. I had 3,000 dollars saved up by the time I graduated, most of it was earned honestly.
  3. Neither could I, and I was born here.
  4. How much time do you have? People who are convinced of a totally wrong or absurd fact. Belligerent assholes MRA's tankies TERF's picky eaters loopy christians loopy wiccans spam facebook invites dirty dishes put away with clean ones scatological humor unexcused flatulence people with no self awareness failure to appreciate irony the misuse of sarcasm to excuse sexist, racist, or otherwise bigoted jokes/opinions the entire alt right oh, and people who think drinking is a contest. inter-generational tribalism I could keep going but I think that's enough.
  5. They drop easy enough with a few well-placed dwemer crossbow bolts to the torso. Provided the first shot is a sneak attack.
  6. Chrome, I was using firefox for a while though
  7. That is terrifying, I like being alone as much as the next recluse but I try to never miss a party and I throw my own every so often, then there are conventions, and family events, basically I'm socializing with people at least once a month in a semi formal setting. As for going to shops I do when I need something. In fact I need to go food shopping asap and will as soon as the weather improves. I can't imagine being in total isolation for decades, I wonder if they go feral after awhile? I mean didn't Tom Hanks start talking to a beach ball in a movie once?
  8. Own a boat, get a series of grape vines established in the yard. Go hunting at least once. Those are the average ones.
  9. I use pastina when I have it, broken up spaghetti when I don't.
  10. I could go for some fish right about now, alas all I have is spinach and ricotta tortellini... which just happens to be my favorite type of pasta.
  11. No surprise there, you are a pretty picky eater. Which is odd considering you may have consumed more types of exotic meat than I have, and that's a pretty big deal considering I will and have tried almost anything.
  12. Almost none, that's why cows have 4 stomachs, to extract what little there is.
  13. I've only ever had what I assume is the Italian version of that, which is a section of pig skin boiled in sauce. Its quite good. As is the shredded and rendered version of that on bread.
  14. lime green tshirt and black shorts
  15. That's pretty cute, bet it will look great on you.
  16. I don't think I've ever been to a hot topic before, not really my aesthetic.
  17. Considering most municipalities do not permit animal husbandry I could see bug farming taking up that role.
  18. Never heard that, usually people compare exotic meat to chicken, and its never actually anything like chicken. Pork rinds is an interesting analogy. I would assume it would be closer to lobster given its appearance but never having tried it I can only guess.
  19. I ate there once too, it was surprisingly good but as you say, the portions were absurd.
  20. Entomophagy, the consumption of arthropods, such as insects, arachnids, and crustaceans. Most of us are comfortable with the latter, we eat things like lobsters, crabs, and shrimp. But what about land based arthropods, like spiders, ants, and grubs? People eat them all over the world, except here and in Europe. There are known health benefits, bugs are more nutrient dense, and they more sustainable ecologically. They require a fraction of the resources of traditional animal husbandry. So, would you eat bugs? if they were offered to you in an appetizing fashion, ie they looked and smelled good?
  21. I plan on getting garter snake, they cost like 20 bucks, they eat tiny 80 cent frozen mice like once a week, and they do not require affection, love, or much in the way of maintenance. They are also so beautiful corn snakes are also good, more common, and slightly bigger
  22. might have been me, I had some pretty fucked up dreams last night involving blood sport and I awoke smelling of flowers and shattered dreams.
  23. but why though? I was just getting used to the idea that we might finally be rid of him.
  24. Shit like this is why the aliens will never visit us. Paranoid nonsense like this thread. I mean hollow earth, 2012 shit? I f I were an alien overlord I would sterilize the solar system from a few hundred light years away then colonize it. A reasonably large gamma ray emitter would do the trick, or just directing the explosion of a sufficiently large star, any type 2 civ could pull that off. We wouldn't even know what hit us before we start melting. We would deserve it.
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