Mini_ghost420

so when the dex weapon uses try to stab me that won't win at damage trading. when I swing my ultra greatsword they will see how it feels to fly

you be careful with that thing it's not a joke

you also might steal a handful of sand

no.

ha! you lost a cow in some fuckin' blankets. get wrecked

DF isn't some golden ticket. some common sense still applies

you're a silly hipster that's why

you might be alright then

Name: Derry Alises: DarksidexXx, Mini Ghost, Old Moonlight Serial Number: worn beyond legibility Organism type: Undead Humanoid/Vampire Tier: Keter Elemental alignment: Dark, Fire, Madness, Moonlight Moral alignment: Chaotic neutral Weakness: light, loud noise, water Motto: illegible to human language Destructive capability: can compel others to commit destrustive acts, mind reading, space time bending

oh yeah...missing candy... he's gonna notice

my abilities only serve chaos

I raise a toast to those who do not start drama

that's good to know

oh geez nvm then. I fill plastic trash bags with used kitty litter

really? what 'looner is gonna blow up a condom and say "look it's pretty much a balloon" I'm pretty sure you can get kicked out of the 'looner club and sued for that kind of shit

that's the way it supposed to be. this is why flavored balloons isn't a thing

they got taken off the market. they tasted good and 'looners were chocking

she was alright enough for a beached whale I guess. do you remember peperidge farm balloons?

do hipsters even do meth? I didn't think it was organic enough for them

this little balloon loving turd tired to side with tuttle against me. what treachery. I remember everything

more like 6 weeks

you have to jump through hoops on fire to get real help sadly. it took me years to get on disability

nothing. and since I get disability check I still get paid for it

a shaved mullet it's almost always a dead giveaway of being a methead

if you have to ask us then not very well