little_girl_lost

She was a household name when I was a kid . Mum's husband talked about porn alot.

Drive Angry is amazingly awful and i liked midsommar, i feel like i wanna watch it a bunch more times and still not catch all the background stuff

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band really.

My vacuum died last week, getting a new one next pay and now i feel awful

The "z" Its also invisible.

Got the left shoe, photo to follow

Pics of me wearing one shoe? I'm going today to either look for the left shoe or try for a refund.

Well shit, I should know better than to buy shoes that are on clearance at the novelty store, both shoes are right feet. >.<

Later, when I have the house to myself

Wait, just those two things?

I bought the clear heels

that bill's real, i just made it

I was buying a few things in a store today and upon checking out, the man asked me if i would like to round my change up for breast cancer awareness I said "but i'm already aware of breast cancer, can we try for a cure instead?" he was stone faced, even after i told him to round up my change.

And Lionel Hutz was never seen again [ 😢 ]

Now I'm told that they do this shit every Saturday, probably until election day.

I thought this would be a thread where people showed their sideboob

Couldn't tell, all the men had a mouthful of chaw

about 20 vehicles with trump flags going up and down every aisle in the parking lot at the grocery store, blocking traffic. Then somehow ended up in their motorcade where they all had their four-ways on and not making turn signals until they met up with 20 more vehicles at the Walmart down the street from the grocery store.

Umm, this couch?

amidoinitrite?