little_girl_lost

fry up some strips (or bake them) ALLOW TO COOL fashion the strips into a bikini and surprise LB

bacon wrapped scallops?

portion and freeze it, have bacon to last you a good while you're a good cook, i'm sure you'll find good use for it

I think there was a delay for claims with children this year

any one else play this?

obligatory

It went to live on a nice farm upstate

aww, man, tay sachs is sad and I wanted to make a joke about charity being a stripper's name and its ruined by the sadness of the disease

you make a compelling argument

can we start a kickstarter for it?

we can hire any prostitute off the street for the job but zeni doesn't know what to do even with a woman who is willing

I'm craving something melty-cheesy

Butterfly. 'Cause no one ever suspects the butterfly.

in the summertime?

isn't that feline AIDS?

If you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand also, nerf guns float

I don't have much to say

drunk skiball sounds hilarious to watch

put together a gift basket of shampoos, deodorants, pretty smelling soaps, bubble bath/bath bomb put a ribbon on it and present it to her and say "hey its your welcome/X month anniversary basket" and act like everyone gets one and its not a big deal If that doesn't work, strap her to the roof of your car and drive through a car wash