little_girl_lost

The other day i had to work late. I was supposed to be off at 3p, i didnt get out until 8p. I thought "i'll just grab some fast food on my way home, mum and bf will feed themselves and i'll just grab a burger or something". That would have been too easy. Bf come into my job that afternoon, says he'll /make chicken or something'. While i don't exactly look forward to his medium rare chicken dinners. i said ok. I tell you the abomination i came home to. First, there was no chicken. He had bought a frozen pizza (if you can call it that). This shit had goat cheese, plum marmalade pizza sauce, and zucchini on it. And my bf is sitting there with a shit-eating grin "don't you wanna try new things honey?". Fucking no. I know what i like and it's not that shit. And he's been with me almost 10 years and *should* know that. So, I had to go without dinner that night cuz i did have to go to bed early to go back to work in the morning and didnt have time to go get or make anything else.

Shoves a fleshlight in his mouth to become a human jizz-o-lantern.

Uses the personalized address labels St. Jude sends him without donating.

I dont think miss hannigan deserved any redemption at the end of Annie (1982). She has a change of heart when it comes to annie being murdered by rooster, but had no problems starving the orphans and locking them in the closet up until then.

Chewy bacon is far superior to crispy bacon

Knows that "All Star" was the Mystery Men song before it was the shrek song

Fucking hell, I just lay down to go to bed and I get a call from work saying night shift called off, and I have no one to cover it so I hafta go in. On no sleep. And I hafta still work my tomorrow morning shift on top of it.

bacon wrapped chicken breasts with scalloped potatoes and garlic parm green beans

Has his own personal jesus

Got rocked by Amadeus

Took on me

The Cones of Dunshire

Shouts out "omelette du fromage" when he climaxes

Once toured the country as "Gallagher 3"

eats snickers bars upside down so she can feel the veins on her tongue

Why the fuck would they cancel Extraordinary?!? the show has a 100% rating for both seasons. I'm so fucking tired of streaming services putting out new shows, not advertising them at all, then cancelling them cuz they think not enough people are watching. gee, i wonder fucking why?

"An historic" sounds very wrong

Day-lights as a bouncer at the local bar. Doesn't actually work there but no one seems to notice.

got out of bed in the middle of the night, stepped on a rubber shoe with her bare sweaty feet making a fart noise, startling her causing her to fart and queef at the same time.

Also, I can't hear RFK Jr's voice without hearing this

Own two copies of Tough Guys Don't Dance on dvd, one for watching, the other one sits in a shadow box, displayed prominently in their home.

Microwaves salad

Yeah, probably. The story is that one of my grandfathers was playing with me when i was a baby and noticed a lazy eye, and its been glasses ever since. Well, there was the time in my first year of school when they made me wear glasses and an eye patch, rendering me socially doomed.

Nah, prescription glasses since i was two I fully expect to be as bad as this lady when i'm old