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little_girl_lost

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  1. Coined the term "dry-diarrhea"
  2. I wish this weather would even out already. As much as i hate summer, i need this to even out so i can get my porch painted. I wanna buy this outdoor furniture set for my porch before i get fucked by tarriffs, but i cant get it until the porch is done cuz i have nowhere to store it.
  3. Can no longer eat alphabet soup after he choked on the D
  4. Once made a rickroll in the music part of Mariopaint
  5. Why does my conditioner always run out before my shampoo? I buy the large pump bottles so i can count that i'm using the same amount of each. yes i am that level of crazy
  6. Only eats capn crunch's oops all berries for the green poops
  7. Phones should not auto-update in the middle of the night when that phone has a alarm set for the morning
  8. Is up for a supporting role in a movie about his life, but he doesnt think he'll get it
  9. wrote a screenplay for a Harold and Maude 2
  10. Is Rockin, Rockin and rollin, Down to the beach he's strollin
  11. Learned Klingon just to tell trekkies to fuck off
  12. Prepares caramel dipped onions for halloween
  13. Favorite comedian is dat phan
  14. I got 2 rolls of mint or near mint 2024 nickels
  15. Has money down on Ringo being the last surviving beatle
  16. Looks like he died by suicide
  17. Has been known to say "Go Go Gadget Penis!" at the start of intercourse
  18. I loved this guy, SubUrbia, Dazed & Confused, The Burbs, Boiler Room, and Boston Public was good, until it wasnt. Never the star of the film, but always left an impression.
  19. President of the Chris Kattan fan club
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