little_girl_lost

If tRump wasn't on the Epstein list, he'd print it on t-shirts and sell it to his fan base

Was genetically modifying a breed of mosquitos that sucked fat instead of blood and didn't leave any itchy residue behind, until big pharma came and shut him down

People who back in to parking spaces think they are better than everyone else.

trump is literally lex luthor

That's him in the corner That's him in the spot-light Googling circumcision

He'll spend trillions erecting that shit while he's still alive

trump's eventual grave is gonna need so much security

Tours the country as a "Gospel Mime"

answered a for sale ad that read "free mattress: lightly shat"

If he really wants to fuck up Iran, he should just go over there and be their president for a few months afterthought here, you know he'd jizz in his catheter if anyone ever referred to him as the "supreme leader"

the right edit, im not saying odin is one of those nutjobs, but i see people on the right using their kids at rallys all the rime

I'm sure they make gas masks in kid sizes these days

I used to watch Wait till your father gets home on boomerang when it was a channel, it was on sometime between 3 and 5, i think they paired it with the banana splits.

My latest purchase just for fun yes because of office space

Refers to sex as "vagina time"

Dammit, i have awful anxiety about calling anyone as it is, i have to psych myself up for like an hour. But when i'm trying to call a place about getting a storm door, getting an automated system, and then the automated system tells me that all reps are busy, tells me to try online, then disconnects me, Fuck, put me on hold at least.

Her ancestors came over on the sandwich!

Never lets sleep interfere with his anxiety

Coined the term "dry-diarrhea"

I wish this weather would even out already. As much as i hate summer, i need this to even out so i can get my porch painted. I wanna buy this outdoor furniture set for my porch before i get fucked by tarriffs, but i cant get it until the porch is done cuz i have nowhere to store it.

Can no longer eat alphabet soup after he choked on the D