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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. You were probably right about Wal-Mart's target demographic.
  2. They had a Fruitopia machine at the city pool for the longest and I'd always get the passion fruit one after swimming. I miss those days.
  3. We played tonight. It was better.
  4. I can at least beat Chris' ass at Tekken.
  5. Do you ever play SFV while wearing the hat? Who is your main on SFV? Can you teach me how to beat my friend Chris at SFV?
  6. Real Ale Commisar Russian Imperial Stout I've been a fan of Lagunitas Super Cluster Ale as well here lately.
  7. Second attempt was much better. This time it was a delicious ribeye. Still a little overdone but a nice medium. Sorry for the potato photo quality.
  8. I'm not paying for a sous vide machine.
  9. Sounds like a good hat. How much did the hat cost you?
  10. I hate wearing hats. Is it a really cool hat?
  11. "Based on the diet plan we've set for you, you should have lost twenty pounds by now. However, you have gained thirty-five pounds while in hospital. Why might that be?"
  12. I really hate to get into these modern day freak shows but I couldn't imagine ever being that massive. I'm a fat guy but I couldn't do that to myself. I would find a way to off myself if I ever let myself go that far.
  13. looks good.
  14. ow mah laygs
  15. Prodigal on that nautical Teachin bitches how to swim
  16. We need a Fredrik Knudsen Down the Rabbit Hole episode on Moon Metropolis.
  17. I can't wait to see what Goofus and Gallant are going to get into next month!
  18. I only got dumb shit like Nickelodeon Magazine.
  19. What are pants but big underwear? Listen, if you want to enjoy your alternative lifestyle that's fine, but leave me and my wife's son out of it.
  20. Speak for yourself, crinkler.
  21. Get a defensive stop and get the ball back with all your timeouts and the two minute warning and you still have a decent shot at a comeback win.
  22. Cereal is not dinner food, but that did not stop me from having it for dinner that one time.
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