Codename: Jackass

My plan is to move to Austin and get that sweet sweet Google Fiber and also weed that doesn't make me want to go crazy.

And the fucking guy will starthis truck, rev it for a while, leave and come back five minutes later, then repeat half an hour later.

I prefer desktop.

Dark Horse by Converge is secretly a 🆒 track.

lol

Mindhunter

Dark Horse by Katy Perry is secretly a 🔥track.

Already had neighbors who did that shit, except it was those pocket bike things. I'm not really the type to call the police unless there's imminent harm coming, but one of the snitches on my block called a couple times and that stopped pretty quick.

Industrial. Sort of how an old warehouse smells. Cheap chemical cleaner smell hangs in the air. Vague unwashed human aroma permeates everything.

I'd like to have a ten mile buffer.

Yeah, but Trump though.

BIG SPENDER GONNA PICK UP THE TAB!

LOOK OUT, WE GOT A HIGH ROLLER HERE.

Not all of us live in a palatial mansion.

Rich off.

All night.

I certainly don't think about punching him in the throat.

Is that you get the privilege and joy of hearing their very loud, yet undersized and underpowered truck revving and rumbling at all hours of the day and night.

YEAH I IMAGINE SO

Phones are the phuture

What's that like?

I was gonna do it for real but I'm not installing a goddamn app just to test my internet speed.

Down: 69 Mbps Up: 6.9 Mbps

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