Codename: Jackass

Rusty Trombone as fuck, bro.

Right, guys? You know what I mean?

It's not like most of us on this site aren't either pushing 30 or already past it.

he all ready used the money

The best kind of weather.

Hmm... ...I don't get it.

I don't get it.

RIP in peace.

I'll dig the paper towel out of the trash for pics if needed.

I don't get it.

What a shame.

Yes, accept that tracking chip.

That's what they all say.

They're gonna have Baristabot very soon, you know. NOBODY IS SAFE

Worse, he became redundant.

Blood everywhere.

Another unskilled, minimum-wage mop jockey lost their job today. Get fucked, high school dropout.

I'm just quoting the Google.

Adversity gives him a tummy ache. But he made a cool 600 cheating so I guess the joke's on us.

Stream sniping is a contentious form of, essentially, cheating in multiplayer games with big livestream audiences. Stream snipers are those who watch a Twitch stream of a game while playing it themselves to get a read on where another player is so that they can go take them down.

One time at my grandma's house I heard a door close by itself.

Is it hard like Dark Souls?

That's really homosexual.

Which Chinese cartoon are you going to dress as?

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