Codename: Jackass

I encourage you to post. Please.

If I had my own cereal it would be off-brand Apple Cinnamon Cheerios with extra apple flavoring and a kiss of brown sugar. They could be Apple Crackles.

Don't.

There's this kid that lives the next block over from me with decals on the back window of his Toyota Tacoma of a Supreme logo, a Texas A&M logo, 666, and XXXtentacion's mugshot. Seems like a real edgy little tool. The guy withthe truck, I mean. I also didn't care for XXXtentacion's music.

This is great. I'm going to use this.

I was going to say I bet there are people who like to be told their dicks are small.

Yeah, tell me I'm a pasty white cracker with a small penis. Ohhhhhhhh baby

Yes, me as well.

Stay calm little dreamer and drift off into dreams The gentle kiss of night is better than it seems

2 MY FANTASY

Take a couple vitamin D capsules and see what happens.

there's nothing to be done just wait until sunrise and try again later

Absolutely nothing.

Sounds like you need a hugbox to validate all your feelings.

Sometimes you think you've seen enough But you can find a diamond in the rough But when it's time for bed you shouldn't think about that stuff

HOLY SHIT

what about $100 up front, a $25 Subway gift card, and a half ounce of the finest kush I can find, then the per-minute rate?

You can have a 16" human shaped one if you aren't ready to get pounded in the ass by a dragon daddy. Baby steps, you'll work your way up to being a true degenerate in no time.

A fine step up from my Na'vi Fleshlight.

You wish you could fit an extra large Bad Dragon in you.

Of course, they are the finest dragoncock purveyors on the internet.