Codename: Jackass

I broke my iPhone screen today, guess I better jump off a bridge.

To me they're the same thing. I'm not sure if it's an actual overreaction or just "le ironic joke".

Alright you win

I don't want you to think I'm making it a contest, I've seen some shit too but there are a couple things I refuse to check out. I don't really want it in my life anymore.

where the FUCK are the mirrors reflecting that shit this is upsetting my autism goddamn it

You may or may not like this.

I get that morbid curiosity from time to time. Ever saw that video where the dude jumped off a building into the sea but didn't make it all the way and hit his head on the concrete embankment, splitting his face in half? Talk about a headache!

Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort

I forgot about that papa franku bit.

I'm not saying people should never joke about it, I just think it kind of cheapens the tragedy of suicide when a bunch of kids are spouting off with "durr durr got minor problem better off myself!" We know humor is a way of coping with awful aspects of life, and I like gallows humor too. But yes you are also right.

If you like shoegaze then Russian Circles do a lot of textured atmospheric stuff though it's not the same as shoegaze. Maybe you'll like Porcupine Tree? I hate these cringey fan-made lyric videos though. I was going to suggest this A+ Ween song Shabazz Palaces (experimental hip-hop) Kiasmos (ambient electronic) For what it's worth, a lot of the metal bands in my profile are stuff I haven't listened to in three years or more.

Top 5 Viper Albums: 1 Million Vipers But Only 1 Vipa U Ugly Big Nose Dude T.R.A.P. Lord: Tall, Rich and Pretty It'd Be Heaven On Earth If Cops Were Drafted And Not Hired Fuck Tha World It Ain't Real I Bend Tha Spoon Wit My Mind 2

the GOAT

if leafy died the world would get incrementally better tbh fam

(pronounced "mee-mee") among sheltered white suburban teenagers? What's the deal with that? Actually this thread really sucks but I'm posting it anyway, who gives a fuck really?

look here's my last.fm library I'm a huge pleb tell me what sucks and I'll delet them https://www.last.fm/user/emptycookiejar1/library/artists

one eye on the camera one eye on the streets

I bet you'll cowards still don't even smoke crack.

what did he mean by this?

>no metal unless it's good or unique Russian Circles are good but nobody can agree on whether or not they're post-rock I've probably shilled Boards of Canada and Autechre a hundred times on here now but you seem like a /mu/tant so you know who they are. currently listening to The Fragile but everyone and their grandma knows NIN.

The rage virus is a lot less virulent than 28 Days Later would have us believe.

u gonna sum o dat or wut?

Nice try NSA shill.

So did he get banned or just pretend to quit so he can come back in two weeks to do the same thing he always does?

Go into potentially interesting thread. Nothing but weak puns and wordplay. Learn nothing at all! Sad! Many such cases!