Codename: Jackass

You ever get a cramp in your calf so bad that it wakes you up?

George Thorogood gives me bad memories of when my dad would get drunk and crazy. Hmmmm it seems to run in the family.

Depends on the problem.

It's a temporary solution to problems with the potential to be a crippling addiction. But hey, Guinness Black and Tans.

Nothing. Why do I do it?

There's a Kroger out here they sells several beers made in Texas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddg--olNblU

TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING turn down your speakers

I don't understand, I was expecting more REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I have never played DotA.

Find a drug and self-medicate until the pain goes away. EZ

Time to get FUCKED UP.

It's good shit I recommend it.

what significance does Friday have in the life of a hikikomori?

How you answer this question could be very important.

you know I baked like five dozen cookies for a bake sale a little while ago if I'd know you were in this predicament I could have gone to the UPS Store while it was still daylight.

That was really stupid tbh fam.

When a Buddhist parade started off with a sort of hypnotic chant, the yellow-robed priests marching along, and then there stepped forward a very frail old man in his seventies who turned out to be this priest, Quảng Đức. He assumed the lotus posture, and another priest stepped forward and poured gasoline on him. And then, suddenly, towering flame. The priests and the nuns in the audience moaned and prostrated themselves toward this burning figure, and he sat there, unflinching, with the smell of gasoline and burning flesh in the air for ten minutes. People thought they saw the face of Buddha in the clouds that night.

I IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF YOU SORRY BRO

SIR PLEASE SPELL IT CORRECTLY YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THERE IT'S THE VVITCH

AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER? SIR? OFFICER? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO OFFICER? OFFICER? AM I BEING DETAINED? OFFICER! I DO NOT CONSENT TO A SEARCH! DON'T TAZE ME AAAAAHHGGGGGGGGGGHGHHGHHHHHH

Dick in butt Win

Really doe