Codename: Jackass

OH GOD DAMN IT MY TYPESETTER IS SO FIRED

I hope your ill gotten gains were sweet and delicious.

No need to resort to violence.

CJ what please explain I don't understand Carl Johnson of GTA: San Andreas?

Devin Townsend gave me goosebumps a few times.

"You're probably wondering how I got in this situation."

I've seen this fucking picture hundreds of times and never noticed he has a pack of cigarettes and lighter on the desk.

I have spoken with several luminaries in the astronomy, geology, physics and theology fields and I will enlighten you, but you must pre-order at my website starting May 22. My website isn't quite up and running yet but I will be posting a link just as soon as I can. Trust me. Earth-shattering stuff (no pun intended). Your mind will be blown to smithereens by the truthbombs I drop in this book.

somebody fund it I know at least one of the chucklefucks on this website is secretly a billionaire fund it now

I can probably believe some of them fam.

Hardcover will start at $29.99 but pre-orders will receive a discounted price of $20.99. Digital will go for $15.99 at all reputable digital bookstores.

Anyone ITT who preorders will receive a copy personally signed by me and also the companion film in a .zip file to their inbox. Serious stuff here. I will debunk the illuminati lie of spherical planets and myth of a round earth orbiting around the sun with irrefutable facts based on hard science. Nothing will be the same after you read my book.

the earth ain't round bud i don't care what you think

I feel it.

People should quit clicking on totallynotmalware.exe but they won't.

why do you round earthers get so defensive?

fake news!

I bet Matt Frewer has nothing better to do. We might be able to get the real Max Headroom.

ur doin Gods work

no need for personal attacks round earth dummy

Let me tell you about Yakub.

No way!

oh yeah a regular Richard Branson private spaceship type U know Richard Branson? U been in his spaceship? Damn

1 u ever walk on a flat place and then u realize u still at the same ground level? 2 u ever been in a plane and notice da ground down there is flat? ya thats right u stupid 3 who really has SEEN a ball earth from space? Have u been in a space station? No? Didnt think so u dummy 4 if u get on a tall building u will see its FLAT down there 5 ur a bozo if u think this planets a ball! don't be dumb u big dummy

I belong in the recycling bin.