Codename: Jackass

for those of you taking this thread as a serious statement

I'm not an animal, I know how to clean myself.

I'm 12 and what is this

I've got a very average penis.

bitch, sit down be humble

and take two puffs

It can only be better if the person in question knows how to clean their foreskin.

I'm very self-conscious about my aesthetically-unpleasant penis.

1 GB

I'm not cut, so.....

sit down be humble

I make a play fuckin' up your whole life.

u like boobs ya?

NOTHING WILL EVER TOP GKMC I DON'T CARE

DAMN.

Oh well

Whatabout me?

Sam?

Save up, retire at 45.

I'm not a machine built for your amusement. Put a vibrator up your ass if that's what you need.

What has PLMR been telling you?

I know it's a far cry from a pistol but pepper spray is legal to own in all states and most lower-level jurisdictions. You might be able to get a taser but I don't know whether or not you need a permit.

Once I lost my scholarship it was nothing but eating out of cans for me.

truth be told it wasn't that bad but it was expensive I had a meal plan my freshman year and I ate a lot of cafeteria food since there was no point wasting my personal money if my food was already paid for. Figuring out what to avoid by trying it first was the worst part.