Codename: Jackass

The Shining and The Stand are his best books. The Dead Zone is also really good. If you want maximum cornball schlock made by a coked-out-of-his-mind Steve you should watch Maximum Overdrive.

It's a decent miniseries adaptation and most of the casting is really good but I'm going to be the guy who says read the book first.

So are we supposed to post hentai ITT or what?

I don't think there's any way that this can be good for the consumer.

I'm jacking off right now guys.

That's some bullshit. People say exactly what they mean when they're drunk. No inhibitions, no desire to uphold the social contract, no desire to sugarcoat, no desire to hold back for fear of hurting others. I learned that one early. People just say "I didn't mean that" to make themselves feel better or to save their reputation. Why am I even posting this stream of consciousness rant? Who cares? Go get wasted and post ITT or something.

Can't enjoy either thing that way.

Only wageslaves feel bad about Monday. Seeing as how you don't have to work, just jack off like usual and before you know it Tuesday will arrive. Really we're not that different, those of us working stiffs and the unemployed. We do the same thing every day and it never seems to get any better.

Actually I lied, I sexually identify as a confused white male, mid-20s, who doesn't know how to talk to people in any meaningful way and will die sad and alone.

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

I had to pay nearly six dollars after using the Sam Rayburn Tollway, WTF!

If you put it in while it was cold, you made a mistake. Meat cooks best if it's at room temperature before it goes into the heat. You won't get sick as long as you cook it properly.

There are few shows this well written and shot, even though there are some weird moments.

Don't go to the one in Atlanta. That place made me want to have a panic attack.

It's good fresh. If it sits, you should stay away. According to someone I worked with who used to work there, they leave the pizzas in the pans overnight and they soak up a bunch of the grease. Thought that might just be the lazy fucks around here.

There'd be no point in it unless you're in it for the scenery of pasture and strip malls.

Does the sauce taste metallic to you? It tastes that way for me.

121 through McKinney is easier but it takes you way out of the way if you're starting anywhere west of the I-35 corridor.

Those fuckers!

Great show.

I really really hate that airport.

I'm perfectly okay with cheap pizza, Little Caesar's hits the spot when I have a craving. I had a veggie pizza last time, it was pretty good, but beef + green peppers + onions + mushrooms is my go-to. Too bad the crust turns into a rock once it sits in the refrigerator.

Yeah that Tropical Storm Cindy was a real doozy, eh? Hurricane Rita came through back in '05 and it was still at tropical storm strength so that was something to behold, I'd never had that before. Surprisingly enough it didn't knock the power out but half the town flooded.

If I'm sleeping, the probability of a weather-related power outage jumps about twenty percent.