Codename: Jackass

no please I'd prefer to just have my title as Art Vandelay

thank you adminderator you are firing on all cylinders kickin' ass and takin' names here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and you're all out of bubblegum

How many necks did you snap?

Cow and Chicken was a great cartoon.

As tempting as that sounds, I left that behind after I broke a bunch of my friend's stuff after a rager.

I'm a sucker for Tex-Mex and I live in a place rife with it, so probably this crappy little buffet-style chain where we'd go after Christmas shopping, because I'm a pleb with bad taste. It's mostly the memories that would make me want to go there, though.

I'm gonna have to work the morning after and I tend to break shit if I try for the blackout. It'll be strong beer, though.

thank you for monderating me

THE MIND TAKER!!! OOOO-EEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOH

Happy birthday Bouvre's husband. I can also guarantee you and your man how drunk I'm going to get this weekend: nine beers' worth.

Rams Ravens Broncos Steelers Saints Vikings Browns Dolphins Patriots Lions Eagles Titans Chiefs Packers Raiders Cowboys

bags of sand

On the bright side, my boy Romo is already the GOAT color commentator. https://streamable.com/kfp53

Really really hard to go into Denver's house and show them up. High altitude. Incredible home crowd presence. Elite defense. The Cowboys were sucking wind out there and it showed in the defensive performance, especially in the second half. However, the Cowboys looked just plain bad. You can excuse some of the bad play because they were without three of their top four corners for the game, but the performance on both sides of the ball was inexcusable, especially on offense. The most frustrating part was that, instead of leaning on the run, which has been the Cowboys' M.O. and has led to success, they acquiesced to Denver's plan of stacking the box and tried to pass. Good luck passing on Chris Harris and Aqib Talib. Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady have been made to look foolish against that secondary, and Dak Prescott, while darn good, is no Aaron Rodgers. I can understand getting behind and needing to pass, but they abandoned the run even while the game was still within reach. I don't understand that. You don't invest $50 million in your offensive line and double down on the 4th overall draft pick at RB so you can chuck the ball. Getting back to the defense, I don't remember the last time I saw such poor tackling. Plays that could have gone for three or four yards ended up busting out for twenty. It was horrible. No idea what happened there. Maybe the team was coasting on their win against the Giants, maybe they just didn't gameplan, I don't know.

Yeah Nabloom[/member] your avatar gives me a funny tingle in my no-no area. For sure, for sure.

Is that from the one where they meet Elaine's dad?

importer/exporter

Call me when Death Grips drop their new album.

I also fondly remember The Human Fund: Money for People.

VANDELAY, SAY VANDELAY!

should have just checked yes.

FUCK

When was the last time you kicked it Slick Willy style?