Codename: Jackass

I can lift a hundred pounds right up over my head.

Bane?

They need to know whether or not you need accommodation.

I guess I should have grabbed the Lysol after that girl came to work sick but I thought I'd be okay. Now I've got it.

That's a hell of a plot twist.

Prescription happy probably.

I can't imagine why a doctor or hospital would tell you to take antibiotics for the flu unless you had a bacterial infection as a complication.

I can't afford shit or I'd have a different provider, trust me. I was planning on a flu shot but now that's out the window.

Yeah, well, Mario gets his powers from eating raw mushrooms. Trippin' balls.

I think your doctor might have almost killed you.

My insurance doesn't cover shit, I only have it so I don't have to pay in at tax time and because I can't afford any better.

Antibiotics don't work on viral infections.

fascinating

I need some enzymes.

I'm gonna breathe garlic fumes on those who upset me.

I don't plan on being outside very much, if at all, over the next couple days. Apparently garlic has properties that help it fight the common cold, but I don't know anything about flu. I figured there's gotta be something else aside from sleeping all day and cramming zinc and vitamin C down my throat.

My stomach is fine aside from lack of appetite.

fuck yeah dude

Does that actually work?

yeah dude

Our little Bouvre is a grown up now.

You could be piss yellow.

DAMN.

You need a lift? :it: