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Codename: Jackass

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    How many times did you masturbate to the point of ejaculation?
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    O I am laffin
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    I really really like that sax.
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    I was first exposed to Hammond when he hosted this imported pop-sci show on G4 where they blew shit up on a regular basis.
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    This is some next level shit, nice.
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    butthurt by furry porn lmao
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    BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOWWWWN
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    hmmmm...
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    I've seen worse.
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    We have a "president".
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    Wut
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    Thank you
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    Don't try to explain the science of weight loss, it's a magical concept and only lucky people are blessed with skinny genes. Calories are a trick by Monsanto to get you to buy their GMO vegetables.
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    Schizophrenia is terrifying. When I was 20 I was terrified I would develop it because I exhibited some symptoms but I'm better now that I don't smoke pot habitually.
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    There's nothing right about your parenting choices, but since you have spawned you think you're the expert on all parenting methods so what good does pointing out obvious flaws actually do?
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    Give me twenty dollars and I'll pay your stalker a little visit with my good friend, Mr. Pipe Wrench.
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    ehhh, never cared that much for Faye.
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    I saw that episode when I was like thirteen. A new fetish was born that day.
  23. Codename: Jackass
    I was essentially Bobby Hill as an adolescent. Now I'm Bill Dauterive except I still have my hair... for now.
  24. Codename: Jackass
    Guys, if I ever have kids I'm giving them normal names so they don't get teased relentlessly by cruel third graders m
  25. Codename: Jackass
    I'm dying so who cares
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