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Codename: Jackass

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  1. Do we need to start a GoFundMe?
  2. This song goes hard.
  3. A couple people ITT got a little bit upset.
  4. Granted, this community will have ceased to exist long before a decade passes, but hopefully you get my point.
  5. The fact that people even get triggered over Packard posts means he will never stop until he dies of emphysema in ten years.
  6. Some YouTube pranker tried to prank Asian Jesus. Asian Jesus rolled with it and gave wheelchair dude the rest of his joint. Someone repurposed the footage into a Thug Life maymay.
  7. I love that guy.
  8. Real Ale Brewing Co. Fireman's #4 Blonde Ale
  9. That's the Bad Dragon horse dildo. Soda can for scale.
  10. Make sure to peg Quackers[/member] extra hard on your honeymoon.
  11. Fuck lifestyle changes, I want a scooter.
  12. WHEN YOU NUT BUT SHE STILL SUCC
  13. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
  14. Some Indian guy left me a few weeks ago telling me his name was Peter and that he was from Publisher's Clearing House and that to claim my $250,000 prize I would need to call him back with some information. He never used my name or told me anything though, do you think it was for real? Did I win? Will I get the big cardboard check at my front door? I think I just lost $250,000 because I never called him back. Damn!
  15. Have you tried Bandcamp? I don't know anything about how they work but they're another platform.
  16. I fuckin' paid you already, stop calling me three times a day, I ain't pickin' it up.
  17. I'm a really big baby. I'm a big giant baby man. Ever seen a big baby man lift a hundred pounds over his head?
  18. Soundcloud is living on borrowed time anyway. It's no wonder that they'd push you in any way possible to pony up the cash for a subscription.
  19. At first I was with you. A year of corn. Solid idea. Then I came to a realization. I like corn, but if I had to eat a couple ears every day, I'd end up just giving it all to a food bank, which is not a bad thing, but then they're going to have almost an entire year of fresh corn and they can't get rid of all of it, so it's going to go bad anyway. Do I take it in a flatbed and pass it out on the street? Do I let my inner capitalist shine and sell it three ears for a dollar? What the fuck am I gonna do with this corn, dude?
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