Codename: Jackass

I'll be on you like stink on shit and go apeshit on your ass.

Look at this moderate.

ALBUM OF THE FUCKING YEAR.

I never did get a candygram either. Bullshit.

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Mongo only pawn in game of life.

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I was thinking about titties earlier. Hmmmm

congration you done it

The timing chain on my old car got stretched out and I just gave up.

I'm realizing that age 22 was when things really went tits up for me.

My entire life is a demanding certainty, cap'n.

It's okay. We can pretend you were the responsible party. Being irresponsible as the responsible party is a really great thrill. There's nothing like it, honestly.

Depends on its mood. B}

Now THIS is podracing.

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Depends on where your mind is, gutter brain. :it:

Yo dude your girlfriend's sister is a solid seven. It's a wonder more people haven't tapped that.

You have to do all of them.

Dumpster Fires is a magical place where all the garbage threads get moved. Then people who post a lot get to giggle at and shitpost in those threads. It's a wonderful trainwreck. You need 1500 posts to view it, so you know what that means. Rev up that spammin' machine.

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If you know what I mean. :it:

I have a stressful customer service job and if I try to stop smoking I'll probably do something I'd regret and get fired. Should have never started but IT'S TOO LATE NOW, HA HA.

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