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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. Your new FUTA FRIDAY waifu Make sure to @ Tic when or if his ban expires.
  2. AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE AND I GET BLEACH ON MY T-SHIRT I'MA FEEL LIKE A ASSHOLE pottery pure pottery
  3. good day gojira
  4. I'll be on you like white on rice.
  5. I'll be on you like stink on shit and go apeshit on your ass.
  6. Look at this moderate.
  7. I never did get a candygram either. Bullshit.
  8. Mongo only pawn in game of life.
  9. I was thinking about titties earlier. Hmmmm
  10. The timing chain on my old car got stretched out and I just gave up.
  11. I'm realizing that age 22 was when things really went tits up for me.
  12. My entire life is a demanding certainty, cap'n.
  13. It's okay. We can pretend you were the responsible party. Being irresponsible as the responsible party is a really great thrill. There's nothing like it, honestly.
  14. schmahxgn[/member] did you drink it yet? Vodkajellyshot[/member] did you install it yet? Mix[/member] Does this book work? Asking for a friend btw
  15. Depends on where your mind is, gutter brain. :it:
  16. Yo dude your girlfriend's sister is a solid seven. It's a wonder more people haven't tapped that.
  17. You have to do all of them.
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