Codename: Jackass

Stop watching Filthy Frank.B}

I hate myself

Y'all have too many posts.

Devils do not need a hell in order to exist.

Liked for Hacksaw Jim Duggin.

That's a big egg for a little munyon! Just like a kiwi!

I just realized they're yellow because they have jaundice. Terrible, so sad.

I was shitting water a couple weeks ago but I'm back to good ol' tar-like consistency.

They're these little yellow guys with developmental disabilities that love bananas.

Yes, please also make the emoji in bnmjy's signature available for use so I can give the ol' bird to people that enrage me.

We finally got a piece of the pie.

When Trump MAKES AMERICA GREAT AGAIN you'll be able to afford twenty roommates.

applause

I feel it will help me shitpost more effectively.

Nah dude I'm a sad person but it's okay, I have garbage internet memes and can take potshots at people who are worse fuckups than myself with no consequence so it's all good. We can have bleak futures together. Let's move in together and be roommates.

Yeah man, I'm eligible for FAFSA again but I've got a lot of other bullshit to take care of right now. I could even go back to the same campus but I don't even know what to do anymore. My degree was worthless anyway, but the student loan debt isn't gonna pay itself and I have other bills to consider. But that dank kush tho. #worthit :420: :420: :420: :420:

Oh, I also got kicked out of college, but who needs a college degree these days? B}

I used to be a pot-smoking degenerate but I set myself straight after a harrowing experience, $2000 lost and a permanent criminal record. :it:

Funny story. I was arrested while watching the Sochi Olympics. I don't think I can bring myself to watch this year's half pipe competition.

I caved in.

lol @ you do nothing