Codename: Jackass

She's kind of cute but she reminds me of my cousin and it's an instant turnoff.

They're all-time greats. T2 is a cinematic achievement for its use of CGI, but the pacing of the original is just so tight, it never lets up. The Terminator in 1 never ceases to be terrifying.

Jennifer Lawrence isn't hot and can't act. Star Wars and superhero movies are for manchildren. The Beatles aren't very interesting to listen to. Terminator 1 is better then Terminator 2.

Better than Valium and vodka?

Yale disagrees.

sometime da small tru-tru different dan da big tru-tru.

We don't need you pointing out the obvious like it's some groundbreaking revelation either, but here we are.

ОПА! ПИЗДЕЦ!

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Love is giving your sweet someone a shiny rock that came out of the ground in a central African hell hole, used to fund a bloody and senseless ethnic conflict, where some poor unfortunate child lost a hand for not getting a big enough haul of other shiny rocks for the day.

Love is a Minions/Emoji Movie mashup.

God damn, where do you come up with this?

Who the fuck is that?

Love is going to town on a banana with a minion, Lady and the Tramp style.

Who is cookie?

What's your angle here?

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I'll see what I can do.

Shows what I know, which is very little.

I guess, bacteria man.

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I feel like they want to sound like Neutral Milk Hotel a little bit.