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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. I have successfully broken bnmjy. Now what do I do?
  2. Who's your waifu? Is she a pure qt3.14 who only thinks of senpai?
  3. Gainfully employed, dilly dilly!
  4. DEVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLS DO NOT NEED A HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IN ORDER TO EXIST
  5. DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE idgi
  6. TO KNOW WHAT COURAGE MEANS WE MUST LOSE SIGHT OF WHO WE ARE TO KNOW WHAT WE CAN BE THE ENEMY WILL NOT REVEAL ITS MORTAL FORM TO ME
  7. THE SHATTERED SMILE THAT LIFE PROVIDES STAND UP STRAIGHT, TAKE IT ON THE CHIN PICK UP MY TEETH AND START AGAIN JUST START AGAIN
  8. I HAD SOME DALE'S PALE ALE FOR THE FIRST TIME A FEW DAYS AGO, IT'S OKAY BUT NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. NOW DRINKING PBR.
  9. SCRATCH THAT, I'M GOING TO NAME MY SON VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN AND INSIST THAT EVERYONE PRONOUNCE IT AS "FRAHNK-EN-STEEN".
  10. ARE ROTTING THE ROOT OF THE TREE IT'S THE FEAR THAT KEEPS YOU THERE AND IT'S MINE THAT SETS ME FREE THE SICKNESS SPREADS UNDER DURESS COMPASSION BENDS UNDER DURESS
  11. He never did come visit me on Fight Tour.
  12. Daughter 1 will be Samus Aran [last name] and #2 will be Chun Li [last name]. Son #2 will be Spike Spiegel [last name].
  13. You can't name your son Fuhrer, he'll be expelled from school in kindergarten.
  14. I'm naming my first son Alucard because Alucard is so BADASS!!!
  15. Whites come up with the stupidest names on the planet. Skylar. Kadence. Shannico.
  16. Do it naked, they'll never know.
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