Codename: Jackass

I want to see this sub pump in action.

FUCK

Real Ale Devil's Backbone Belgian-style Tripel

my peepee is sad

I know I'm not staff and I don't care.

A nice ass can make up for an underwhelming rack. Big boobs and no ass makes my penis sad. https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/lxph4zl9ix6fd8xjurlf.jpg[/img]

Happy Birthday Kudasai

Give 'em a solid left hook to the liver and they'll stop bothering you permanently.

From experience, being the only sober person around a bunch of drunks get old really fast. That's why I drink alone.

I'M GONNA POST THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL FEELS

I'LL ONLY CALL YOU A VIRGIN IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD CONSENSUAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING

BTW I'm not calling you virgins it's just a song I heard on my Spotify playlist so I posted it

Can you get down with this shit?

PLOT TWIST: I know who Swim_Mod Luna was, but I'm not telling.

applause

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Eventually, yes, the Earth will be devastated by a rogue asteroid. We can only hope that we're all long dead by the time it happens.

Kang Edward III and his son, PREEUNCE EDWARD.

Time for the Shitfaced Bowl

I wishmy mom would buy me a PS3 controller.

FUCK yeah

lol druggy

That's what I get.

Do me

Was expecting Full Metal Jacket.