Codename: Jackass

I don't need anybody's permission to go on a feel trip.

Chinese fentanyl? I'll see you soon, Lil Peep!

Kill the spambot.

There should be a little flag on the top right of the post in question.

Reported

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MOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDS!!!

I know dude. I think we should commit sudoku together.

I would say start everyone over from zero but that would imply internet points matter.

That's synthol.

Hmmm...

Thinking about rubbing one out but not sure if I actually will.

I had a dream once where I suffered from uncontrollable falling down. I stole a power drill from my workshop for some reason and my boss was really really mad. I tried to run back home while the cops chased me but kept falling down. I just couldn't stop falling down. I kept pressing the trigger on the drill instead of moving my legs. And then I don't remember.

Yeah just a Brita filter. I don't know how much use you can get out of one filter, I've never tried it, but you can get the cheap off brand filter inserts and it'll work just the same.

Anyway, let's get shitfaced and punch holes in walls. Your neighbors will be terrified.

Apparently you can run your cheapo vodka through a charcoal water filter a couple times and that'll take the edge off.

Sounds fine. I might try that some time. I'm going to buy a handle of McCormick's and like five limes and have myself a time.

Yes I will take a vodka and Sprite Zero, because I'm a basic bitch.

Whatever floats your boat.

I bet we could kick that place down in an afternoon. You bring the steel toed boots, I'll bring the beer.

He should try to get more jacked so all the representatives will be afraid of him and all of his legislation will pass without contest. You gotta get TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL.

alright