Codename: Jackass

No ice just cold

I don't know what you're talking about officer.

The Year of the Fupa

The Year of the Gunt

Sobriety is kinda cool but not really

NOW I'M TRAPPED I THE TRAP AND THE DEVIL AIN'T FORGETTIN' WANNA SEE ME DEAD OR LOCKED IN A PRISON

I woke up and it was cold outside of bed but warm in bed and I said GOSH because I didn't want to get up and be cold! GOSH DARN

I get it!

It was really FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING hard to only pick three.

More like two hundred meter bucket. One of those big buckets they haul by helicopter and use to douse wildfires. But they didn't have that in first century Rome. The fools.

IT'S DON'T NOD OFF WITH YA MOTHAFUCKIN' CIGARETTE BURNIN'

Like... way big. Really really big.

You're gonna need a bigger bucket.

I remember this being in the commercials for some weeb RPG back when I was in middle school but I don't understand its significance here.

It's the Great Fire of Rome, 64 CE.

I knew a guy who had some industry connections from being a session musician for thirty years. According to him, the Grammys are all predetermined by a group of industry big-wigs sitting in a room, deciding who to award based on how well it will increase their sales. Wouldn't surprise me if that's exactly the case.

18TH TO 19TH OF JULY

Like 100k, maybe a little more all told. That's kind of sad now that I look back on it.

Both my grammys are dead.

At 2:00 AM when nothing else worth a damn is on, yeah.

Play Fight Night and watch Cops like every night.

"I move away from the mic to breathe in"

Sit around the house

GO AWAY ANAKIN